>started studying botany >realise that I'm surrounded

I know right?
Like how can you even relax with the hundreds of plant related deaths that are reported daily.
I think we should all just stay inside now.

>>2370402
Not saying it's wrong. It just shocked me. That's all.

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>>2370395

yer goddam right
I have been preaching the danger of vegetables for years. There is no end of hazard and peril. Mad scientists toying with GMOs. Allergens, glutens, invasive species. Listeria running wild in the streets. Its anarchy, total war on mankind.

Visit my fb to get directions to my lettuce burning rally this weekend. Come for the BBQ and burgers, stay for the carrot effigy.

Down- down with plants!

>>2370406
Right on, I was going more for sarcastic humor than passive aggressive insult anyway.
Some things are hard to convey through text.

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>>2370395
You should switch to mycology, it'll put you more at ease, OP. :^)

>>2370395
>tfw ate toxic plants as a child

Think it's done something to my kidneys

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>>2370395
Where do I start when getting into botany?
I saved pic related because I liked it lots.