What's the deal with girls and horses or whales/dolphins?

>>2368699
I'm a man. A smart man.
And I like rats best. Male rats. With huge balls. This scares the prissy folk away extremely well, the ones you speak of.

it's because of the upbringing.
if you'd give them drawing books and toys about sharks non stop they'd tell you later sharks are among their favorite animals.

same with dolls and other cliche shit

>>2368703
So there's no difference in mental facilities that would draw women to certain animals over others?

Get real

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>>2368699
Girls and wolves too are very popular.

The most popular game in the Zelda series for the female audience is twilight princess because link can transform in a wolf

>>2368713
This is true, girls love Zelda games. My friend visited once for the weekend and brought his girlfriend along. They'd just gotten a Wii and she was up at the crack of dawn playing Twilight Princess. She could not be torn away from it to go eat breakfast so we just left her there. Came back five hours later and she hadn't even moved.

>>2368714
Girls do not love Zelda games. If you put them on a couch with a GBA, seasons and ages, they would masturbate instead. This is the truth.

>>2368714
>This is true, girls love Zelda games.

You must be posting from some other parallel universe.

>>2368713
While it's true TP is the most popular with girls, it's because Link is super hot in it, not because of wolves

>>2368699
huge dicks

>>2368746
Wow this man just solved a million mysteries.
Mind blown.

>>2368699

It's not uncommon for girls to experience orgasms while horseback riding. I don't know about whales.

>>2368703
I don't think that's true. My sister was raised on my old books about dinosaurs and dinosaur toys. At approximately age 7 she lost all interest in dinosaurs and is a typical horse/dolphin/kitty/bunny normie to this day.

>more than 2 replies
>dicks only brought up once
>no one said rape fetish yet
Time sure changes things

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>>2368770
Guess what?
Probably because she didn't want to be a fucking outcast in school.

>>2368770
she realized that she can't get fucked by dinos

the horse dick theory was funny the first 12345726 times

>>2368782
I was a fucking outcast at school and I turned out much better than the path she's on right now. More kids should try being outcasts tbqh.

caretaker mentality. most women are emotionally drawn to any animal with neoteny like traits.

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I've been thinking about this A LOT and here is my theory:

I'd say this >>2368825 but if that were the full truth, girls would only like kittens and puppies, not big, strong animals. I'd go one step further and say it's the same as the "dangerous bad boy who only cares about me" fantasy that many grown women have.

Horses, wolves and dolphins are animals we associate with being strong-willed, freedom-loving and potentially dangerous. But when a girl rides a horse, or imagines herself hanging out with wolves or dolphins, she not only puts herself in a position of power and "tames" the bad boy so to speak, but also makes the animal dependent on her for care and companionship. At the same time, being big and potentially aggressive, the animal is also presumably willing to protect her from danger and impress her with a show of power and aggression.

>>2368825
Horses do not have neotenic traits.

>>2368716
Is there video documentation to confirm this?

This thread is posted constantly.

Something to do with them being super powerful yet fearful and easily controlled, while being "pretty"

>>2368853
sounds reasonable

>>2368853
Plus as that pic shows, you can braid their hair. Bitches love braiding.

>>2368888
sick quads anon

>>2368699
I like dogs. Horses are very dangerous. My cousin has brain damage from horse riding. Also, dolphins smell very bad and whales are inaccesible except on nature documentaries, which there are only so many of that are decent. Boring.

>>2368825
I like my dogs with as few neotonic traits as possible. Barking I will tolerate because outside of a few obscure breeds you can't find dogs that don't bark, even if it is neotonic. Floppy ears are completely out, however. I like pointed snouts and alert pricked ears and serious demeanors.

I'm having to play caretaker right now because both my dogs have got gastro, and it sucks balls.

I don't know where you're getting your information, but it's either wrong or incomplete.

>>2368963
>pricked ears

Nothing subliminal going on there

>>2368738
I mean, I find link AND wolf link both hot but idk for you maybe that's just me

TP was so fucking boring. I can't imagine how anyone could love it, regardless of genitals.

Horses are large muscular animals with a massive cock that are still placid and can be bossed around. Basically the ideal male mate.

>>2368770
I dunno man as someone who was brought up on cutsie shit both me and my cousin turned into full dragon fuckers who eventually turned into full scale paleo fuckers instead. Also, I'd have to say dinosaur games, and I do make it a point to play every single stupid one out there, a good 60 to 70% of the player population is girls. It's weird as fuck man.

Dino Crisis 2 is GOAT

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>>2368768
Am whale. Can confirm ladies jizz all over my back.

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>>2368789
Have you not seen pterodactyl porn?

>>2368963
Great blog anonette. Now tits or gtfo

There are three kinds of girls: horse girls - bubbly but knows how to work hard due to working on farms and keeping their horse maintained, good at sex due to horseback riding. Wolf girls - shy and introverted, probably believed she was a werewolf when she was younger so she's hyper aware of her behavior. Dragon girls - complete weirdos but likes vidya and talking to people about fantasy stuff.

Generalizations, but there's always similarities to the stereotype. I was a horse girl, I just like horses. Idk why it happens. My mom made me ride when I was a kid because she does dressage.

>>2369178
>Wolf girls - shy and introverted

Every time.

>>2369178
But what about whale girls?

>>2368734
Nah I agree with this. My normie roommate has a LOZ:TW bumper sticker. She hates all other games an only gets any system for Zelda.

>>2368768
It's not so much that it creates an orgasm, but it blocks the blood flow to the vagina, so when you get off the horse your blood rushes back which feels like an orgasm. Been riding with other women for 20+ years and the orgasm thing is a myth.

>>2369258
Be glad you have never experienced riding bareback with a set of nuts between your legs.
It fucking hurts.

>>2368819
Fuckin right?

I grabbed every book on cheetahs and Cobras that I could growing up and they are still among my favourite animals.

>>2369259
I'm so sorry. I don't know how male riders do it desu. I asked my uncle once but he just said "tight pants and a very soft saddle." Seems like prime masochism.

>>2369312
Yeah just use a saddle. My first ride was bareback and a decade later my balls still hurt.

>>2369258
That sounds really cool, like when your leg falls asleep and you stand up and it gets all tingly as the blood refills it. I'm sad I'll never experience this sensation to its fullest.

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>>2369258
That's not true at all

>>2369535
Looks like she's just reacting to the horse breaking the fence down.

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>>2369541
>horse

anon I've got news for you