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Anyone else pretend they are slitting their dog's throat when they grab them? 2017-04-27 05:45:24 Post No. 2367303
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Anyone else pretend they are slitting their dog's throat when they grab them?
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2017-04-27 05:45:24
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Can't only be me? I go behind my dog and pretend I'm stabbing/slitting his neck.
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what the fuck dude
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I pretend to punch and kick my dog while saying shit like "bam! Pow!" to rile her up but no I don't look at my dog and think about slitting her throat.
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>>2367303
*unzips katana*
Maybe not
*teleports behind your dog*
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i have one of those spring loaded fake stabby knives and my dog loses his mind when i stab him with it
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>>2367303
>doglets, when will they learn?
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>>2367303
no but i sometimes pretend that my hand is a spider when im playing with her
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>>2367311
Yeah, this.
Then she bites me playfully and stuff.
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I call them mean names in a really sweet voice.
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>>2367467
Pretty sure everyone does that. I've always called dogs "fluffy little faggots" and said "who's a stinky piece of shit? Huh? Who's a fucking rat?! IS YOU!!". Helps with the aggression.
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>>2367303
>*Teleports behind dog*
>Heh, nothing personnel...doggo
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