I am ADDICTED to booping my dog's nose, /an/ please tell

half of the nose slime is his poopy butt lickings
begin to wash hands every time and you'll be too tired for consistent boopings.

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It's simply the best.
Also, look at this motherfucker. Looks like it is made for a boopjob

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fluff flab kneading is quite high ranking top tier too though

>>2366623
Maybe a light booping, its nose looks so dainty and fragile.
Gorgeous dog.

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>>2366629

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>tfw you stick your finger out, and dog boost herself
She touches everything with her nose, and my windows prove it.

>>2366642
*boops

>>2366642

>self-booping

l-lewd

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>>2366642
>and dog boost herself

>>2366642
>>tfw you stick your finger out, and dog boops herself
well you're holding something towards the dog and I think it's instinctive that the dog wants to smell what it is and the booping might happen because she might be extremely shortsighted and gets the distance wrong - hence boops into it with her nose

>>2366623
I read that as boobjob

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>>2366686
yeah that nose would work in that situation pretty well I guess

>>2366675
I'm sure she's just checking it out like you said.
I don't think there's a problem with her vision because she's always been touchy feely with her nose, using it to move things out of her way, ring a bell on the doorknob to go outside, touching the back of my knee with her cold ass nose when I'm not paying attention and almost jumping out of my skin, stuff like that.

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>When you touch doggos nose and FUCK UP the perfectly moistened booper, so doggo has to reapply

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>>2366806

>humans fucking don't know what it takes to keep all that moisture up. every day, every hour. they don't care about all that work that goes into this. into keeping the most important part of the body cooled. they just don't car-OH NO, NOW I FUCKED IT UP MYSELF

>>2366717

Mine does that too. God forbid you sleep around her or you're likely to get a wet nose to the eye.

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Nothing better than a nice dogger nose

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>>2366848

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doggo noses remind me of some old classy house ornaments

>>2366863

Whats your doggos name Dalmation-Bro?, I see you post a lot of him/her

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>>2366909
Her name is Ruca, I've been posting her for awhile now.

>>2367089
nice pitboop

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>>2366632
LOL

Snoot booping is such a normie meme - a lot of dogs don't like it when you stick things in their faces believe it or not

>>2367120
> is such a normie meme
A little normality might be a good thing for someone so autistic they sperge out about someone touching their dog's nose.

>>2366843
Why are shibes so goofy

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>>2367092

>>2366843

>nose and even whole muzzle wrinkles under the pressure of that pillow against it

>doge doesn't care at all

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>>2366957

>dem eyes

>>2366957

Dude I think your dog's eyes have autism

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>Laying in bed, reading
>Dog laying against me, staring at me because I'm being boring
>Look at her
>She looks back
>"Imma do it.."
>Tips her head
>Slowly reach for her
>Boop the snoot
>She licks her nose
>Boop the snoot
>She licks her nose
>Rinse, repeat
>She bares her teeth
>"Don't do it"
>She sniffs
>"DON'T"
>She seems okay
>Boop the snoot
>SNEEZE
>God damn it!

I only boop the snoot because I love her. Her's is the only snoot to boop.

important thread needs a bump

>>2368180
lots of dalmos have that

>>2370291
>would not boop
Would briefly and gently rub and feed a handful of grass instead.
Probably say something like good boy/girl as well

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*boops (You)*

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Boop?

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I want to touch a dog's nose.

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>>2371198

11/10 booper. would boop

>boops nose
>body slammed to death
>worth it

>>2366623
Dog, why the long face?

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no, NO. YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER DON'T DO I-

OOOOH

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NOW YOU FUCKED UP

>>2372786
>booping herself
back to /r9k/.

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Boop!

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>tfw doggo does not enjoy the boop

>>2366642
das it mane

>>2366409
DA BOOP! BOOP! HEHE XDXDXDXD :) :)


DA BOOP :)

*holds up spork*

>>2372942
why so


seriousssssssssssssssssssssssss

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>>2374208
Other dog, a similar reaction

>>2366409
Boop the end of your dick.

the booping must continue.