What does it mean when a dog licks your lips? I have a dog that

a) that's gross
b) it means your dog is asserting its dominance over you
b) also you're a cuck to be subservient to your pet

>>2365959
>being this autistic

She loves you
She's saying good morning to you every morning and saying I love you and Im happy you're awake so we can chill again

The behavior stems from pups licking adults' mouths for food

Before you go

>hur durs I dont give them food from my mouth

You *do* provide them food
Also, many expressions we are have a totally different source. Smiling is a fear/threat thing in primates. For us it's a "I dont fear you" which becomes "We are friendly"

Your doggo basically sees you as a provider and someone they trust/love.

She probably wants your dick man

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>>2365959
I've seen people who train their dogs to french kiss them. Usually college kids or middle aged, lonely housemoms.

>>2366031
I've trained my dog to "kiss" but not with actual licking, he just boops his snoot to your lips

if he's mad at me he pretends he's going to do it and then turns away at the last second

anyway OP, it means your dog loves you. if she licks you awake, it's because she wants you to get the fuck up and let her out so she can pee.

why don't dogs celebrate easter?

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>>2366682
because they're all jehova's witnesses

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Why don't American dogs celebrate Easter?

>>2365959
>le pretending to be stupid face

>>2366710
heh I don't have to PRETEND to be stupid, nerd.