What is this puppy breath meme everyone talks about? Every puppy

My dogs breath smells of fish

>>2361764
You are sniffing puppies that are too old. The "pleasant" puppy breath is from pups that haven't been weaned yet. It's still nasty to me, but people that have kids or like infants seem to enjoy it.

>You are sniffing puppies that are too old.

I feel like we should make a banner out of this phrase.

>>2361803
Women like puppy and kitten breath, it stimulates their baby making senses - like hearing babies laugh.

>>2361842
That's the weirdest shit I've ever heard

>>2361764
When I got my pup her breath smelled absolutely fucking rotten. Got better after a few weeks on her new kibble.

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>>2361890
woman here

my baby-making sense is tingled when i look at people like dwayne "the rock" johnson

>>2361841
Kek

>>2361764
Puppies old enough to go outside and meet people have already lost the puppy breath
It's just the milky smell from when they are freshly weaned, it goes away very quickly. It's not super awesome or anything.

>>2361803
Im female and all very young animals kind of smell baby to me. I don't know if I enjoy it but I always have to cuddle and sniff more, so there's something about it.

>>2361890
It's completely true.
Seeing the neighbor dad play with his kid really gets me going, makes me want to bother my boyfriend with baby videos and talk to him about kids.

Puppies do have a very particular smell. It's hard to describe but when you smell it you just know.

>women get the urge to be cummed inside when seeing kittens/puppies
lewd

>>2361932
you have shit taste

>>2362049
>not liking the rock

beta c o n f i r m e d

>>2361953
I'll make babies with you ;)

>>2362048
That's not what it's like anon. It's more like you just wanna have your own baby to huff the breath of. The sex in order to get the baby is irrelevant to this feeling.

>>2361932

absolutely disgusting

>>2361764
This is gonna sound crazy, but kittens smell fucking amazing. Fresh kittens. Found some outside once, kept them in the house for a couple months before we adopted them out.

They just smelled fucking amazing. Sometimes the smell of my cat's head reminds me of it. Probably the toxoplasmosis tho.

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>>2362090
my cats literally smell like waffles or pancakes with maple syrup on them, on the back of their heads.

they don't always smell like it. sometimes it's just a normal clean smell, but that mapley smell is really strong sometimes. and i don't eat waffles or pancakes like ever so it's not like they'd gain that smell from anything. goddamn i love it though.