How does it feel to know that some shitty bird has, and probably

>>2358640
It's whatever, the local zoo has a tortoise that's been alive since the 1940s. My milksnake has outlived 2 dogs.

>>2358640
>probably will continue to outlive our beloved cats
my cat is 23
He has dementia and even got thrown around by a malamute and has no signs of stopping.

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>>2358640
>beloved cats and dogs?
That's a matter of perspective, OP. I for one look down upon lowly dog and cat owners. Filthy beasts of the ground they are. Never as worthy of awe as the regal beasts of the sea and skies.

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How does it feel to know that some shitty clam will outlive our beloved white race?
http://genomics.senescence.info/species/entry.php?species=Arctica_islandica

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>>2358640

>tfw you will never be paid to exterminate feral house cats with your trained bird of prey

>>2358712
FUCKING SKYNIGGERS

cats and dogs are pleb tier.

>>2358640
My tarantula will probably outlive all 4 of my dogs

>>2358645
I thought that said milkshake for a second

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>>2359412

indifferent? egyptian vultures aren't really 'shitty birds', they're cool as hell and they haven't been overbred for thousands of years to domestication. their metabolism and internal organs are quite different from a mammal's. it makes sense they can live twice as long.

>>2358640

Egyptian vultures are one of the best birds, they are very friendly and intelligent, there was one at a zoo years ago who would let me scritch it.

>>2359412
>>2359453
>My milksnakes bring all the herps to the yard

>>2358640
What's so abnormal here? My parrot outlived all my dogs as well, and he's still rocking with almost 20 years on him.

>>2358712
Pic not related, I assume.
Canada geese are nothing short of airborne hellspawn. They shit on your sidewalks, parks and in your lakes; and should you get too close, you can expect a pissed off bird to charge at you.
It's so bad in fact, that some years ago, a perfectly swimmable lake was rendered toxic due to the sheer amount of accumulated goose shit.

>>2358645
Does it bring all the boys to the yard?

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>>2358713
>Living 200 years as a shitty sessile filter feeder
I laugh at you

>>2359823
>How does it feel to know that some shitty sessile filter feeder will outlive you?

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>>2358640
How does it feel that your grand children will be outlived by a tree?

>>2359836
Not bad because I'd rather live half that lifespan as a cool crustacean or an imposing but gentle turtle rather than eating the shit and microbes of the sea during two entire centuries.
Also trees live way more, if you call their fruitless and boring existence "living".

>>2359858
>Fruitless
Nigga.

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>>2358640
Mad you cant fly furfag?

>>2358640
makes me hungry