So I have two cats. Don't know their breeds, they're

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So I have two cats. Don't know their breeds, they're just run of the mill cats.

One is a normal healthy weight cat with an enflamed asshole from being raped by the other overweight slightly retarded cat. Now I aint joking when I say this retarded cat is retarded. I'll call the normal cat rodriguez and the retarded cat macy from here on out.

Macy stares at fucking walls and has no reaction to anything done to him. The only reaction he has is to the sound of food entering his bowl. At least that's what I thought until I discovered a couple of scabs on Rodriguez's neck. They looked like scabs from bite marks, which is weird because Macy never responds to his attempts at play.

So I'm laying in bed with my

>gf

And I'm starting to fall asleep when I hear my

>gf

say, "OH MY GOD HE'S RAPING HIM."

Sure as shit, Macy was biting into Rodriguez's neck while he was fuckin raping him. So the scab mystery got solved, as well as the enflamed asshole.

My question for you folks is this, how the fuck do I get an overweight retard from ass raping a normie

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