If dolphins lived on land and had hands and feet do you think

>>2355621
Nah, dolphins are pussies, I once punched one when I was on holiday, little bitch swam away clicking at me.

>humans: 1
>Dolphins: Who give a fuck, dolphins are the gayest fish.

>>2355621
>be dolphin
>chuck spears and only make highpitched blowhorn sounds
>jews convince millennials that dolphins are humans just like you and me
>millenials demand open borders for dolphins
>dolphin cuckold porn among other degenerate shit becomes a thing
>skip to a 1000 years later
>dolphins now control the earth using negroes as slaves
>genetic catastrophy among dolphins happens
>they lose use of their vingers
>their slaves start to rebel against them
>having no land to flee to they enter the oceans, never to return
>skip a couple of thousands of years
>sumarian civilisation comes into existance

and dolphins have been butthurt ever since

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>If dolphins weren't dolphins could they be the most dominant species on Earth?!?!

>>2355628
Is this legit? do you have evidence for these claims?

Anon, they would BE humans

>>2355798
mind blown

>>2355630
> implying we weren't apes before