Suddenly, you turn into your favorite animal! Be it modern, extinct

I quickly become the master of the Late Jurassic Morrison ecosystem using my relatively high intellect to plan and strategize.

Meanwhile everyone wonders why my body went insane screaming and trying to eat everybody.

>>2352525
I don't have a favorite animal, so i guess i die.

I become either a cat or a swarm of bees.

No one will notice.

Can I change sex as well?

If so, probably a pretty nice life, food security, get a few haircuts and have some kids.

If not, probably get killed and eaten. Not so nice.

>>2352544
>Favorite animal
>Swarm of bees

>>2352560
I'm going to say an animal of the same sex or you can flip a coin for it.

I'd turn into a goat. Best. Life. Ever
You know Goat Simulator, yes? Thats reality now.

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So I'm swimming through the antarctic sea while a leopard seal tries to figure out what a toilet is? Neat.

i turn into a woman

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Something like this.

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Shit gets real

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I turn into a giant fucking mastodon and my life gets much better.

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I'm very okay with this.

>>2352525
We drown.

>>2352539
I bet you're fun at parties

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I get to mate with all the does I want without "The MAN" judging me.

>>2353889
Kek

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Honestly I doubt anyone on either side would notice the difference.

>>2352525
I turn into a chimera freak because I have a ton of favorites, and in various places across the world chunks of human flesh appear

>>2353889
except "The MAN" will be judging how your antlers will look above his fireplace.

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Shit gets real

>>2353108
Classy taste anon !
>>2352713
Lovely whale

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>>2353930
Nah, I'd wright out a deer note and become this famous deer and explain the situation first THEN get some does.

>>2353917
>chimera freak because I have a ton of favorites
wait, you didn't have to choose just one? neat. [spoiler]i love chimeras[/spoiler]

Thousands of ecosystems get fucked up because I may be a goose but if goose becomes me then geese everywhere will all be overweight neets.

>>2353917
>various places across the world chunks of human flesh appear
This is my favorite answer.

>>2354826
The goose is loose!

Im a shark, suck my dick suck my dick, im a shark, suck ny dick.

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I'll fuck everyone up

>>2352525
>turn into grizzly bear
I start mauling peoeple

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The floor would most likely give weigh, I would come crashing down into the living room and I would break my legs probably

>be me
>Become crow af
>Bridge language gap between crows and people
>Both of our species laugh at chimps still in the Stone age
>Teach other crows how to use computers
> all they do is instigate arguments on the internet

>Become bear
>Rummage through kitchen, eat everything
>Go to gf's place, similar thing happens
>Animal control called
>Get shot

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>>2352560
You talking about being a woman or being a dog?

>>2353869
For some people, yes; for others, no.
I love everybody so i'm too close for some people and lovely for others.

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>>2353889
>>2354519
"The MAN" will fuck your doe, and make you watch

>>2352525
Talking deathclaw from fallout 2 easiest option I become a creature of your nightmares and my body is not doing something stupid

>>2352525
Ferrets are my favorite animal