Can someone get cucked by his own pet?
I don't mean sexually.. more like cucked in life..
Yes. People who basically get no benefit from having a pet but are negatively impacted by it.
But it has to be extreme though, not /an/ memes but actual animal cuck. Good example would be a dog so aggressively misbehaved that it just barks and doesn't even let its owner do anything with it.
>Head home with friends after a night of drinking
>dog greets us but then returns back to the bedroom
>watching Netflix when doggo comes flying out of my bedroom with something big and black in his mouth
>dear god please no
>friend gets it from him before I can
>friends are staring at my 11 inch big black dildo
>try to play it off as something to use on girls
>they don't buy it
>all suddenly have somewhere else to be
>my social life is over
>now have more time for doggo
>>2334312
Are your friends homophobes?
you didn't lose anything then, never associate with conservaturds
>>2334345
Lol come on
Even for non homophobe standards thats fucking gay
>>2334346
Yeah no, the expression "that's fucking gay" is homofobic itself you know
>>2334345
Straight men do not own dildos anon. There is nothing homophobic about this simple fact, it's just that straight men have no need to own a dildo.
If his friends thought he was a straight male then it's no surprise they reacted this way.
>>2334346
As a fag, one of my greatest joys in life is coming out to my conservative friends and calling everything they like gay.
>Hunting is so gay man
>What the fuck man no it isn't fuck you
>Sure it is. Why do you think I do it?
Calling stuff homophobes like 'gay' when you are gay is great.
>>2334293
>Start dating a girl
>Her dog instantly takes a liking to me
>Sniffs her furiously when she's been over my place
>Starts taking up room on the couch so we can't sit together
>Will refuse to come or even leave to eat if she's with me
>Gf has to start dragging her off the bed to sleep next to me
>She goes to drag her off the couch one day
>Instantly defensive
>Growling and tense
>Now starts sleeping on my side of the bed, then switches sides in the night to force gf away from by kicking and scratching
>Gf won't do anything about it because she thinks it's a temporary phase
She's allowing herself to be cucked by her own dog.
>>2334293
every cockatoo owner
>>2334424
Now you need to fuck the dog
>>2334411
I've been doing this for so long it's fucking great. Keep it up Anon.
>>2334345
It would still be uncomfortable if it was a Taylor Swift blow up doll too. People usually keep that part of their life private.
You sure are sensitive. You'd think you wouldn't get butthurt so easily after rod roasting your cookie cutter 24/7
My friend has erectile dysfunction and a 8.5/10 Asian gf.
My dog randomly humped her leg and me and her made jokes about how "see dude, that's how it's done" and "it's the most action she's gotten in months" and he was insanely angry and keyed my car afterwards.
>>2335310
Man, if I had erectile dysfunction, a hot GF is the last thing I would want.
>>2334345
>>2334312
>11 inch big black dildo
I see you also browse /fit/
>>2335365
I wish I could have laughed, too bad this is a namefag post.
>>2334481
cuck
i mean kek
If you spend all your time, money and energy on your pet - then yes. You shouldn't be a slave to your pet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-zM81cIFVY
>>2334345
THIS THIS THIS
+9001
>>2334411
that's pretty fuckin' gay
>>2334424
You wouldn't happen to be Canadian, would you?
>>2335603
>Every parrot owner on /an/
>>23343846
What kind of stupid fag are you?
>>2335365
Become a tripfag or stop name fagging
>>2334301
A living, breathing, shitpost with a relentless appetite for destruction. That will probably outlive you.
I don't like this meme mutation.
The cuck is supposed to seek and love the cucking.
That would mean the easiest example is every piss drenched animal hoarder ever.