I'm getting worried. There are several ant colonies in my lawn, and when I mow it they always get disturbed. Recently, I noticed lines of ants going between the different colonies, and an increased number of ants showing up in my house. Have the colonies teamed up to destroy me? How far should I let this go before attacking them back?
It's time ti fight back my friend
>scoop up ants from one colony
>dump on top of a far away anthill
>ant war initiated
its simple
make home made napalm and shit
turn your yard into mini vietnam
>>2333595
Cum into their anthills to assert dominance. They'll get the message.
>>2334201
This is a terrible idea. Consuming semen will enable the ants to assimilate human DNA. After that, it's only a matter of time before they develop thumbs, then the ability to use tools.
>>2333662
>not trailing up food between the two
At least spice up the war, m8
>tfw ants are actually the dominant species on earth
>humanity is nothing more than weather to them, about as meaningful as the snow and rain
>>2333595
Unless you visibly see that they are different types of ants, like red ants and black ants, they are probably part of one large super colony.
>>2334513
What's the lifespan of an individual ant anyway?
>>2333595
dont know if trolling or just moron
>>2333595
Rip anon, youre fugged.
>>2334519
Factor in rain, weather, predators, people, cars, feet, and magnifying glass probably a day?
>>2333595
>get a shit ton of diatomaceous earth
>make giant thick rings of it around ant hills
>throw a sit ton of it directly on top of ant hills
>watch ants struggle mightily to clear it away before succumbing to the effects of the diatomaceous earth
>laugh at how they struggle in vain
>enjoy your pest free yard
>>2335352
not even close.
>>2335352
>What is google
15 years for the black garden ant
>>2333595
Identify the species of the ants and catch queens when it is time for their nuptial flights
Begin your own ant colonies in doors
Later, when you have strong and mighty empires release your own ants into your yard
There will be a great and bloody battle between your ants and the old ants
>>2334121
>>2335953
That's the queen.
Workers live maybe a month if they're lucky.
Live with them. Ants recolonize too quickly, any solution will have to be repeated in a couple months ad infinitum.
>>2337615
This my entire block it's buil above an anthill and nothing we have done ever worked.
You leave watermelons outside in the summer as tribute, so they don't come into the house.
>>2334514
OH MY GOD! THEY'RE IMPERIALISING!!!