I'm putting meat out in my yard every day in hopes of attracting

sounds like one already got in and gave u rabies in ur brain

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Every night they howl outside my bedroom window. They are only a few hundred yards away. I have taken to howling a response to establish communication. But tonight I stepped outside for a cigarette and one was strolling past and was not afraid of me. He must have known I was a friend. To make sure he was of my pack I let loose my most powerful howl to wish him luck on his hunt and he sprinted off into the woods as if he meant to say "we are two individuals but one pack, my brother". It was beautiful

brotip: get a coyote fursuit, urinate on yourself to establish self dominance,do some weird howling noises but don't get shot by neighbors,when she presents,slowly yiff her into submission.

>>2332903
OP here, I have already made a habit of all of this but I don't have a fursuit. This isn't some furry fetish you sick fuck. This is the creation of an interspecies alliance. I am merely an emissary

This will end extremely poorly but I wish you luck friend

I think those are polish combinations of letters so OP confirmed for joking.

>>2332863
is this a /sip/ meme?

someone cap this shit
i have a good feeling about this

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>>2332860
>>2332868
>>2332927
I want to say this is bait but I get the sinking feeling OP is just batshit insane

>>2332863
(((Sipstein)))

>>2332860
Just kill yourself now. It's better than getting rabies.

>coyotes
>half wolf
>half dog

This made my day. Thanks, OP.

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>>2332860
This can only end well. LOL OP why do you even want a coyote?