I've made a pact with the scorpions.
Everyone knows that spiders are our allies - our strongest allies. However, it's only as of late that I've come to see that scorpions, too, are on our side in the fight against the insect threat.
Living in an area riddled with scorpions, I'd very often have to kill scorpions scurrying around my room and living room. I've always been very brutal in my treatment of them. However, as the ants and roaches have proven to be a greater menace, I've come to understand that scorpions too hate them. They kill them and I didn't understand. But now I see the truth, and we've made a pact.
I will not kill them any longer, and we shall fight together as blood brothers agains the roach and ant threat. We will die together alongside our spider brethren.
Inshallah.
>>2332858
>Having vermin in your house
Shiggy Diggy
>>2332858
These guys too but theyre way too creepy i kill em on sight. i wish i had the balls to let em live but i can not sleep knowing one of these fuckers is roaming my apartment
>grew up in the attic that was made into two large rooms
>Older brother moved out so both rooms to myself
>Mostly stay in his old room while mine was used for storage
>Notice more and more spider webs
>Make a pact that they can live there as long as they stay there
>Wake up one day and get bit by a spider that made a web by my bed
>Evict all spiders from their reservation
Keep some but keep the population in control is all I'm saying. If I waited any longer they'd be building Casinos with my taxes.
>>2332858
I lived most my life in the Philippines with brown recluses in the house since they're so common. I didn't even know they're the feared brown recluse in this board until I actually looked it up. Never got bit, they're more scared than you than anything else and will run away when they can.
>>2333358
Just shoo them away, trust me they dont do shit... to you, can't say the same for everything else..
>>2333456
Yeah i know they are harmless but theyre fucking terrifying. Also im worried it might try to eat some of my spider bros, they have the pests under control anyway
>spiders
>allies
Fucking Jew shills at it again.
>>2332858
>Living in an area riddled with scorpions
>blood brothers agains the roach
Are you by any chance Dutch diaspora?
>>2335273
t. le triggered redditter
>>2335400
>using triggered in 2016
not even the samefag but thats cancer kill yourself
>>2335507
>2016
But anon It's the current year!
>>2335507
wew
>>2333886
I think its actually a muslim thing ad there is a story of a spider protecting the prophet.