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So there's a tree outside my dorm room with like 500 crows in it and every morning from and 4-7 they're noisy as hell. So it's pretty annoying, but then I remembered that post about the crows and the fries so I thought about maybe training them somehow.
Yeah so how would I go about doing that so I have a 500 bird murder army?
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>>2320431
food
lots of it
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>>2320431
dogfood?
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>>2320431
>feed carrion crows
>they attack me
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>>2320431
>500 crows
This is a bad idea. Ever given a homeless person a sandwich or some change? No big deal, right?
What if you threw a few hundred bucks at 500 homeless people?
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If you give them food every day and you happen to get attacked by the tree they'll probably help you by flying at the attacker
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>>2320916
>attacked by the tree
Are trees that violent? I thought it was just a myth.
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>>2320949
That's speciest, not all trees man.
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>>2320431
Bump for interest
Pics OP?
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Ayy they're here and awake
>>2321059
It's too dark outside. When its sunrise they all go away to do whatever crow things they do
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>>2321154
It's their roost. Kind of like their barracks, or sleeping quarters. 500 are quite a lot of crows so I'll suppose there's less of them, but still a few clans.
Feed them, hang around after awhile so they get used to your presence, after still more time they'll be likely to attack anyone who attacks you while you are near them but that's about it.
Oh, and some may decide to follow you around during the day, even try to get into your home.
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