Is it normal to get a boner while petting dogs? Not small dogs

Nah, dude. Maybe with cats, but that's just the brain parasites at work.

i wish my dog was a girl so i could fuck her
she's fuckn amazing. at 55lbs shes way too small to take the d tho.

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>tfw you're so starved of affection that just being groomed by an animal gives you a chub

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>>2314290
Iktfb

>>2314093
Probably not. But you live close enough to them long enough and weird shit'll happen inevitably.
Hell, one time I woke up spooning my dog and my morning wood pressed against her back. I felt awkward all day after that.

>>2314506
Were you naked? That turns me on

>>2314093
uh, no

what the fuck

>>2314690
Fuck off normie, men are talking here

When I pet my cockatoo there's something about the chalky texture that tingles the D. I feel guilty every time.

>>2314775
Well it's got cock in the name

>>2314774
>people getting horny from animals
>men
Wew lad

>>2315021
>boner means horny
u aint know nutin girl

>>2315026
I know that if you are sexually aroused by animals you should be ashamed of yourself.

>>2314774
Bestiality

>>2315035
You don't need to be sexualy arised to get a boner, that's the whole point. Stop being ignorant and assuming things.

>>2315069
Suppose you put your child on Santa's lap and he gets a chub.
Would you be so quick to defend him and say he's not sexually aroused because of your kid?

>>2315036
Well it's not called worstiality

>>2315082
Shit happens dude
Chill out

>>2315082
I'd be flattered if anything.

>>2315098
It was just a hypothetical question, I wasn't expecting an honest or even thoughtful answer.
>>2315100
And anon delivers

>>2315100
That's a fucked up way of thinking
I like it

>>2315082
I'd be impressed some old dude managed to get a boner, then drive him to the hospital after his heart attack.