Can /an/ name one animal that is more spiritually revolting than a snail?
>>2307979
Originalus posteratum
A slug. At least snails aren't homeless.
>>2307979
homo sapiens
>>2307979
snails are my second favorite animal. What's not to like?
>>2307979
Marine and tree snails are cool though.
>>2307979
Women
>>2307979
You are wrong. Snails are the cutest.
>>2307979
liberals
>>2308206
Of course.
But for real, slugs ain't bad. Though whenever it rains I have 70+ slugs crawl up a small part of porch and onto my house and I have to dance around them to avoid stepping on them. I only see them when it pours and they don't eat my plants and vegetables so I don't bother with them.
>>2307979
Are you a gardener or winegrower?
>>2307979
Niggers
>>2308069
That goo they produce is a bitch to wash off your feet.
>>2307979
Snails have pretty shells and cute little antennae and they do cool things sometimes
Horseshoe crabs are terrifying prehistoric alien abominations of legs with a giant ass stinger
no bully snel
>>2307979
Koreans found a way to make some snail mucus useful for skin care. Pretty grossed out at it at first buts its actually a nice lightweight moisturizer :)
>>2307979
Black people
>>2308699
>>2308673
>>2308205
>>2308134
>>2308073
The answer in this line of thought is NEETs
>>2308678
>Stinger
The telson is not a stinger or remotely dangerous. They wave it to rock themselves off their back or to push off stuff to flip over and also to cover their limbs if a predator flips them. It's not even sharp. They may have even saved your life with their fantastic antibodies used in IV drug and vaccine quality control.
>>2308877
Niggers and Muslims
>>2308879
NEET detected
>>2307979
Maggots
1. Also slimy
2. Much more cringey
3. Associated with death/mortality and decay
4. Can actually negatively affect humans (case in point with pic)
Roaches. Specifically, flying roaches and roaches on their backs flailing their horrible legs like bizarre robots of repulsion.
>>2308990
I've got a strange obsession with "pulling things out of bodies", I'm sorry I don't have a name for it, I love to pull hairs slowly out, anywhere on my body, I also pulled out two of my own teeth (rear ones, can't be seen) very slowly the sensation was incredible.
I really really really really really REALLY want to just lovingly pull those teeth out, oh my god it would be the most incredible thing.
AGH it drives me wild to think of it!
>>2307979
See pic
>>2309013
Be a dentists, you'll cum buckets everyday in the South
>>2309013
Do snails have souls?
>>2309602
Nothing has a soul
>>2309612
Rick James bitch
Giant isopods.
>>2307979
OP's mother
fuck off you savages
snails are a PATRICIAN pet, heres the estate i built for mine
>>2308678
Have you seen this motherfucker?
I know a girl who wants to have sex with these. She might just be memeing though
>>2309566
Oh my god what the FUCK is that?
>>2309566
Can someone please tell me what the hell this is
>>2308678
Imagine putting that on your dick.
Haha.
>>2310071
It's a ribbon worm
>>2308699
t. Triggered snowflake
flies i think
>>2310161
>"stop objectifying me"
>wears vagina costume
>>2310161
/pol/, Please
I'd trade a negro posting on a board than a /pol/ack
>>2308699
triggered
>>2308678
I love them
Kabuto is so cool
>>2309013
I get peeling skin but teeth? You're a degenerate
>>2307979
literally any parasitic worm. Hell, pretty much any parasite of any kind.
>>2310291
But what about a Mexican? Would you rather hear about "muh niggers", or casual animal abuse?
>>2310351
Good one, You got me.
By the way, The mexicans would talk about how they stole their neighbour's dog to near death and then threw him in a river because he nipped at one of their members.
>>2310313
It's anything I can pull out of myself, if I could yank out a rib without harming myself awfully then existence would be a constant struggle against the impulse to do so.
I can't explain it because I don't understand it but the intense pleasure associated with pulling something out is indescribable, when I pulled out those teeth it was fucking heaven. I felt ten years younger and like a weight had been lifted from my soul.
Of course, that was a few years ago now and while I would love to feel that again I also understand that I don't have very many teeth left before it becomes obvious/a problem to my daily life. So i'll never experience it again.
Pulling out hairs nice and slow is a 2/10 pleasure, 2.5/10 if it's real thick and comes out with the root. Pulling out a tooth is a 9/10. Incredible.
The pressure in the bone, the feeling, the sound as tiny ligaments give way and the tooth pulls out of the socket, agh. I wish I could grow teeth like a shark, i'd be pulling them out all the time.
>>2307979
People have dies from eating common garden variety snails. They contain some pretty gnarley parasites.
Fyi.
>>2309733
reminds me of one of those parasites form cloverfield
>>2307979
>snails used to be my favourite animals as a kid
>went to the yard and would grab tons and tons of snails, put them in several different bowls with branches and leaves, usual kid stuff
>one day, go with mom and her boyfriend at the time to a french restaurant
>they ask for a plate full of fucking snails
>never been more repulsed, could barely finish my sandwich
>nowadays I can't look at a snail without thinking of someone just eating it straight out of its shell
>>2310362
Why the fuck do Mexicans steal animals? I'm the one who posts lots of stories about them stealing family pets because I have seen them do it so many times. Once a dog they starved, another my ex's cat escaped and they kept it for five years. They moved out of their shitty low income housing and just left the cat in the house to die.
>>2308123
they're better then most of insects and can be very tasty
t. italian, not french
>>2308887
wait, all racists are neets? or racist people on 4chan are?
>>2310510
>>2307979
>spiritually revolting
whatever the fuck that means, you're incredibly wrong
>>2307979
>Can /an/ name one animal that is more spiritually revolting than a snail?
I SURE AS FUCK CAN
FUCKING
BED BUGS
GENOCIDE THIS FUCKING SPECIES
>>2311139
Only a NEET would think a race is worse than them. Respectable hard working racists know that a race is generally inferior but all NEETs are terrible.
>>2311443
what a disgusting picture
>>2311163
Good one - vicarious redemption is extremely revolting. Spiritually and morally.
>>2309013
Maybe there's some pleasure to pain? I remember back when I would get loose baby teeth I would enjoy moving it around in a way that kind of stung and I liked it.
Snel
>>2311498
that's a cute tuna
>>2311498
"I bring an important message"
>>2311498
C Snale
>>2312019
I always liked how this has some real facts about snails and slugs in there
>>2309665
This. Literal hellspawn. There's a video clip floating around of one latching onto a shark's face.
Snails are popular snack food in my country
They taste great, salty a bit like seafood actually
In the beggining its a bit strange but you get used to it
>>2312177
Well they re a lot older than us, theyve been around for millions of years, they re in the fossil record
Structuraly theyre the perfect organism, devoid of made up conventions of morality
Gotta give them that
>>2309013
Your father should've pulled out.
>>2309013
Fucking hot.
Also, you have trichotillomania.
>>2311498
>yes hello i am most certainly a rabbit why would you call me a snail all rabbits have shells obviously
I'd rather be infested with bot flies than be on the same continent as a giant millipede.
>>2308990
I'm gonna go floss now.
>>2313410
This, but reverse. Fuck bot flies.