Every day until you want one. Im going to post platypuses until

>>2291984
Oh god is this what we've truly become? Want status do not. you've got your work cut out OP.

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>>2291984
Day 120 status want

Have you ever even seen a platypus in real life? They're not all that great

>>2291984
aw, there's no way a party hat is going to land on that Platypus' head

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>>2292228
I don't think you're that great in real life. You should want a platypus.

>>2292727
What's Annie's story?

I'm indifferent to the platypus

Aren't they venomous?

>>2291984
they're cute as hell but their poisonous claws scare me, anon

>>2292727
Have you seen one in real life?

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>>2293168
Only the males have those. The females are completely safe and they are more social.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-ZUM8REd4
Now that that's been cleared up start wanting one.

how would one acquire a platypus?

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Just buy a fake baby one

http://pingart.com/pingpets_platypus.html

>>2291984
KHAN'D

>>2293550
Goodnight baby Platypus

well, i want to eat one now.

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>>2293550
It's not the same. Fake platypuses lack the cuddlable autism of their real platypus peers. That is why every day.

>>2294336
Do you have one?

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>>2295054
Not yet but some day I will.

>>2293138
Only the males I hear. Or the females. Take a chance bro, it'll be fun.

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>>2295249

I don't want one because I don't think I could afford the necessary habitat for it, I just want to fucking pet one, how would I achieve this?

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>>2295286
healsville sanctuary in Queensland. It costs about 200 bucks to swim with a hand raised one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRw1s82zcPY

https://www.experienceoz.com.au/en/platypus-encounter-at-healesville-sanctuary/healesville-sanctuary-platypus-encounter?gclid=CLGmsrGKt9ECFYa2wAodWEcL0Q

>>2295417
WHY ARE THEY HOLDING THEM LIKE THIS?! REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>2295418
That's how you are supposed to hold them. It's less stressful for the animal. Their tails store fat so they are basically padded. They are also quite muscular. It also keeps them from climbing and jumping down. They are quite strong for their size and a fall could hurt them pretty bad. Long story short it's just safer for them.

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>>2295264
This guy gets it. Every day until the rest of you want one.

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>>2295277
Your not my platypusary supervisor. Every day until you want one.

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Just pet someone like the dude on the left.

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>>2296768
A filthy retarded hippie cannot compare to having an awesome cuddle otter.

>>2291984
platypus are deadly
reeeee

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>>2297695
Slander and lies. Platypuses are delightful and you should want one.

>>2297558
you sound like the kind of person who would end up with a dead playtpus in a week if you ever did get one.

>>2293539
Why don't platypeople have titties?

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>>2298878
Two words. Milk patches. They don't have nipples and the little puggles wouldn't be able to suckle them properly if they did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Y2h5zjpWU&t=1s
Also every day until you want one.

I already want one m8 and it hasn't even been 8 minutes. y'got me. Do you have your own, OP?

>>2298886
I'm not saying I wouldn't love these guys, but the climate near St. Louis probably wouldn't be good for 'em

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>>2298892
Platypus's are surprisingly adaptable to climate change. Their primary weakness is overheating.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QPXin9MHPBA

How do you hold an adult male without getting spured to death?

I hate it.

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>>2299304
From the tail and normally with a pillow.
>>2299663
You'll come around eventually. Every day until you want one.

Why are they considered mammals again?

Why do they look like duck beavers?

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>>2299796
They are extremely well adapted to their very specific environment and little else. This documentry can explain it better than I can. Also every day until you want one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUGDQXMoqY&t=637s

>>2300641
You almost had me, I was thinking maybe I do want one.
Then I tried to read your image for ants and got pissed off. Fuck your retarded duck beaver.

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>>2300653
That was a legitimate mistake and I apologize. I didn't even know I had a thumbnail of that.

>>2300660
Ok. I may change my mind. Don't really like Gillmore girls tho.

>>2291984
I want one

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>>2300917
Excellent the plan is working. Every day I will remind the rest of an.

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Every day I will remind them. Every day I must platypost.

Otters are much more accessible where I live and a plane ticket to Straya is too damn expensive here.

Maybe if I win the lottery or something but yeah I'd like one.

>I don't know how to care for x animal but I like what it looks like
>this means I must personally own one for a short amount of time before it dies (even though it would also mean gaining Australian citizenship and moving away)
Autism?

>>2303245
>he doesn't know how to crossbreed ducks and beavers

get a load of this pleb

>>2303422
That anon brings a good point.
Nobody is going to move to Australia, jump through all the legal hoops, and try to adopt an endangered animal like a platypus.
So in the meantime this is a hug box for a strange looking, unachievable pet for everyone to circle jerk about.
Which is completely fine BTW, I'm just saying try not to make the thread something it's not.
Carry on, enjoy your duck-beaver porn.

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>>2303577
They are not endangered. Every day until you want one.

>>2304483
Cute, I start on getting a platypus plush. thanks OP.

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>>2304675
Excellent. The plan is working.

>>2298878
Because the only reason they're considered mammals is because scientists are stupid and lazy and don't want to have to classify another living group of synapsids

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>>2299663

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>>2291984
It is straya day for aussies

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>>2305650
Happy shitposting day Straya.

How hard would it be to take care of a platy if you own a big pond?

>>2305894
Depends on what invertebrates it's stocked with and how abundant they were.

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>>2304483
>>2302699
Why the hell is it posting only thumbnails? Hopefully this will be full sized and every day until you want one.

>>2293539
If that's true, I wouldn't mind having one. Would be fun to make a little pond for it.

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>>2306502
Unfortunately they do take a bit more than a small pond to take care of them. They eat a lot. You need a bunch of breeder reactors of different invertebrates. You need to be able to produce about 40-50% of their body weight in food every day.

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Every day platybamp.

I was swimming last week and one was swimming about 2 metres away from me. They're cute.

>>2306420

If I win the lotto I will fubd my own mini zoo.

Then I will get one. Dream big, choose most unrealistic route to dreams.

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>>2308601
I like the way you think. I too plan to wait until I am able to responsibly own one. But I think about it every day.

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TFW no comphy platypal to cuddle yet. Every day

I was in Tasmania recently for a holiday, did a 5 day camping and bushwalking tour through the remote and rugged West Coast
We kept having to stop everywhere for Platypus
Never saw one
People walked right past without even noticing Wallabies and Wombats they were so fixated on Platypus

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>>2292253
I'm going to dial it in so that a party hat will land on its head. Every day until you want one.

>>2310216
still going strong OP, hope your will succeed.

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>>2310602
Thanks. It's going to be at least seven years before I can actually even think about trying to get one. Phase one I'm building an aquaponic garden so that I can practice growing crayfish. That way I can practice a little every day.

>>2291984
Bites causes hyperalgesia. No thanks, I'll stay the fuck away.

>>2310839
How can they bite you when they haven't any teeth?

>>2311084
they have a secret mouth on their back

>>2311084
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

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>>2311118
They do not.
>>2311174
You might not need no education, but you need to start wanting a platypus.

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>those claws

fur beak poionis marsupial that lays eggs, lives mainly in the water.

what else i miss? ehat purpose does it even serve?

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>>2311609
Are for swimming and burrowing.

>>2291984
Platypi(?) do notoriously poorly in captivity. That's why zoos dont even have the things.
OP, if you really love platypi, you shouldn't compel people to want one on a whim. What if some crazy rich person stumbles upon this thread and caves?

I'm pulling the trigger /an/, tomorrow I will talk to a vet to gather more info. Finger crossed, every day, until you want one

I saw one in the river while kayaking on a friends property the other day. Pretty cute when it poked it's head out of the water, then it fucked off.

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>>2312288
But there have been multiple cases of people rescuing and rehabilitating wild Platypuses anr releasing them back into the wild. Besides this thread is pretty much just an excuse to shitpost about my favorite animal every day.

How would platypus taste?

>>2313136
Like chicken

since when did you love the platypus so much OP?

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OP, where are you?

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>>2314076
I'm here wind took out my internet for a day.

>>2314536
We'll that sucks. I was ready to get a platypus yesterday, but since nobody could post any pics I changed my mind and got a stupid rabbit.
You had one job OP.

>>2314536
I'm happy you're back OP.

>>2291984
Aren't they poisonous though? Not unlike every other organism in Australia.

>>2291984
>>>2293550
>It's not the same. Fake platypuses lack the cuddlable autism of their real platypus peers. That is why every day.

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>>2314652
Damn you oak tree I almost had one. Every day.

How would one acquire a platypus egg? Then i could hatch it and have a baby platypus. I have raised ducks from eggs, can't be much different, right?

>>2291984
dont platypuses have poison on their claws?

>>2315111
Checked
Next time you make this thread you should clarify "muh venomous"

>>2315309
Not long ago I read that poison could be used for fighting diabeetus.

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>>2315132
It is very different. They need a mother platypus or at bare minimum a surrogate echidna to produce milk for it. My and your best bet is to catch one as it emerges from the burrow for the first time. this is when they are most vulnerable and the most adaptable to captivity. because of platypus's environment their first emergence also lines up with them being washed down river. My plan is to camp an international water way with a tributary feeding into it with a thermal camera. That way I can catch a puggle in international waters. They used to be considered fur bearing mammals and I don't think that has been changed in international law. Either that or I need to just go up an unoccupied stream and get one laws be damned. It will be years before I have the means to keep one ethically though.

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>>2315090
Yes you underestimate the cuddleabilitty of certain animals autism.

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There are still anons on an who don't want one. MFW? Every day.

>>2317142
Where are its ears?

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>>2317144
They are flush right behind the eyes. Fun fact when divin platypuses close their ears eyes and nostrils and navigate purely by the sensors on their bill. See how these puggles look like they have 4 eyes? The back set are their ear holes.

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>>2314964
Thanks anon.

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I tried to draw my platypus

Can't get enough of the cute pictures.

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>>2318939
>>2318774
I like it. Every day

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>>2318774
Nice work saved. also every day platybamp.

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Bipity bompity platybampity every day.

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Platybomp

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>>2308575
Lucky. The next vacation I take is going to be to new Queensland so that I can swim with one.

>>2291984
Jokes on you, I have been wanting a platypus for ages, they are cute CUTE

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>>2315309
It's a venomous spur on the male's hind ankles.

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Every day platybamp.

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By bomp I mean platybomp

I saw a platypus in the distance when visiting Australia. Although it was a nature reserve in Canberra, and I could just barely see its head poking out over the water in the distance, I got super excited over it. Keep up the good work spreading the word, OP

i really like this threat

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>>2324514
I'm seriously jealous.
>>2324885
It's not a threat it's a promise.

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day 53 bamp

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>>2325555
Day 54

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>>2326248
Bampaplat

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>>2291984
Every day until you want one.

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>>2322447
Good now for the rest of /an/

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HELP
/an/ is broken for me
No matter what I do, heaps of threads won't show
I've uninstalled browsers etc but it's still fucked up

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>>2327978
A server maintenance glitch screwed up a lot of the slower boards. It's unfortunate, but I will persevere and convince an to want a platypus.

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Every day

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>>2315367
I would not be surprised. That being said it's actually a cocktail of over 9 different toxins. It is also taking of bane's mask tier painful and it can't be treated with morphine. Also it can last for weeks. That being said I still want one.

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Everyday until you want one platybomp.

please continue

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>>2331351
I fully intend to. Every day infact.

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>>2331590
Fuck got stuck late at work

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>>2332347
Well it's a new day time to platypost.

I still don't want a platypus, but I do kind of miss the one in OPs image
>old thread lasted a year

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>>2332810
I know it won't stay up on the catalog but here you go. I'm adjusting it for the next thread so that a party hat will land on it's head. Still got some adjusting to do.

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>>2332810
They only last about four to six months, but we had multiple good threads up all last year.

Do platypuses eat ants?
Because that's what most of these images are for.

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>>2334364
No there's something wrong with my platypus folder. They're full size in my folder, but when I post it half the time it comes out a thumb nail.

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>>2332347
Every day

How would one go about acquiring a platypus outside of Australia?

>>2335503
Disgusting furry lizards

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>>2335748
You would have to give some very questionable people mad dosh.

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>>2336152
Daily platybamp.

if you gave a shit about platypuses you wouldn't be memeing them up on here so they become le newest exotic pet for edgy tryhards

all you enjoy is destruction

>>2336562
Right, because the explosion of platypuses in the pet trade can be directly linked to this thread and OP.
Get a clue you fucking moron.

m-more

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>>2337041
Every day there will be more.

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>>2336669
>>2337041
Ok

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dailyplatybamp

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>>2335751
You're a disgusting furry lizard. Platypuses are delightful.

>>2315426
If I rip that thing off will it hurt?

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>>2338893
IT would be very painful... For you.

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>>2339712
God damn it lap top

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>>2339712
Better spur pic. Daily platypus bump.

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>>2339712
Why do platypuses remind me of bane so much?

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>>2340483
Probably because they are big cuties... For you.

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>>2340935
Bampadaly pltypost

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>>2291984
No, I'd rather have an animal that is intelligent.

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>>2341997
I have clearly stated that I want one purely for platonic cuddles and not a conversation about the state of modern art. They are cute, they are furry and every day I will remind /an/ that every /an/test should want one.

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>>2341997
every day until you want one

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superior monotreme coming through

>>2341997
Why?

Intelligent animals are a shit to take care of. They ruin your house because they know how to ruin your house.

I'd rather have a big dumb floppy dog who doesn't gaf about ripping your shelving out and scattering shit all over the place for funsies.

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>>2343410
Echidnas are cool, but I want a platypus

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>>2343430
You may have a point anon. There is a threshold of intelligence to which it becomes crule to cage an animal. While curious and playful i do not believe a platypus crosses this line. So it is yet another reason you should want one.

>>2344030
>>2344990
Ok, I'm starting to root for platypus anon. I hope they actually get one because of the dedication alone.

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>>2344997
Thanks anon that means a lot to me.

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eVERY gd DAY UNTILL YOU wANT ONE

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It is a new day and so I must post.

>>2346723
The platypus is the australian shitposter of the animal kingdom.

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>>2291984

There are only 17 platypi left in the world, and thank god. Poisonous, man-eating things, they dwelled in the sewers of Australia for centuries and were responsible for no less than 6 plagues over 3 centuries, and attacked and ate numerous settlers, especially children.

They are easy to detect when close, despite how silently they slither through the shadows, for their pungent smell is much like the corpses of dead pets they feed on after they've invaded a human settlement and begin by picking off the kittens and puppies first, then graduate to the elderly, with grandmas face being gnawed off in her own bed, her screams paralyzed by the platypus's poisonous tongue snaking down her throat, with his fangs sunk deep in her eyeballs, poor granny flailing helplessly to stop him before he finally lets go and begins chewing her face and leaving the stripped and bloody bones when he is full.

Once he decimates the family pets and elderly, the next week he will likely pick off smaller prey, children, popping out of the toilet at night and roaming the darkness of the house looking for prey. If he finds sleeping children, he will spit green poison in their face after wrapping them in a slimey web, and drag them back down into the sewers. When the child wakes back up, he will see the platypus eating his face. Platypuses are the reason we only have Christmas once a year instead of once a month; for it was the platypi that devoured most of Santa's elves and a third of the reindeer.

And that is what I will tell children every time I see a platypus thread on page one.

I missed this thread

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>>2347237
i couldn't post yesterday the mods temp deleted my thread :(

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>>2346877
Seek help anon. Seek help. Every day I will remind an that they should want a platypus. Except you I don't think you should have one.

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>>2346727
Part of the reason i want one is that it might unnaturally boost my shitpostnig abilities.

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It's platypus posting time. You all should want one.

bumpy

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>>2350357
Thanks anon. But you can't just bamp the thread you must remind them that they should want a platypus.

>>2350821
I still don't want a platypus.
But if by some bizarre occurrence I'm awarded one, I would gladly give it to OP.
>and to think I shitposted about retarded duck beavers at one time in these threads.

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>>2350827
I won't look a gift platypus in the mouth, but you should still want one.

It's like a beaver that wants to be a duck wants to be the cuddliest wantable animal in the universe. wants to be more awesome. you should want one.

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>>2352005
I do that's why I post a reminder every day. Don't forget that they waddle like penguins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ptN_5BWCc&t=2s

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Time to want a platypus. every day I will remind he best board on the chans that they should want one.

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>>2350827
Under what circumstances would one be awarded a platypus? That being said every day I will remind an to want a puggle for cuddles.

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>>2343402
The birth of a apex shitposter. Every day I want one and so should you.

>>2353964
Publishers clearinghouse

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>>2354756
Bullshit , but I still checked. If I could just mail in for one I wouldn't be shitposting on /an/ every day so that I might luck into information on getting and keeping one.

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>>2313629
Sence forever. That is why I platybamp every day.

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>>2356661
Every day bampaplaty

>>2357471
Is that a platypus picture for ants?
I almost started to want one but you posting a thumbnail has made me reconsider.

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>>2357482
I do apologize there is something wrong with my platypus folder. It was supposed to be a full size pic.

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Daily reminder. Want a platypus.

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>>2359130
Man there are not enough platypus pictures on the internet to keep one of these threads alive forever. Still I must try. Every day you should want one.

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>>2360021
Another day another platybamp and reminder that you should want one.

>>2360577
Keep it up OP!

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>>2360584
If you insist. Every day until you want a platypus.

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Do you all want a platypus yet? If not I'm going to keep posting a reminder every day that you should.

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>>2293927
You'd better not. Every day until you want one.

i still dont want one, please continue

>>2363311
Agreed.
Do not want, but admire OPs tenacity

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>>2363342
>>2363311
You'll come around eventually. And so I will remind an that they should want a platypus.

hmmm i still don't want one but im suprised this thread has gone for 108 days so if you keep going i may consider the possibility of wanting one

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>>2363710
It will go go on for as long as I do until you all want one

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>>2364278
Stupid thumbnail.

>>2362063

Are they easy to take care of? How many can I have in a studio apartment?

>>2364656
I don't think you can actually have one anon. They're protected

>>2364656
You are not allowed to have them, they are a protected species.
Doesn't mean you still can't want one, just know that it's not a very realistic goal.

>>2364661

Laws are just words on paper, anon.

Give me some platypi.

>>2364663
Laws are just words on paper
People that enforce these laws are just men
Fines charged against you are just money
And jails that hold criminals are just buildings as well.
YOLO amirite?

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>>2364656
I would highly recommend this book if you are interested in owning a platypus like you and the rest of an should.

>>2365610
Do you know of any husbandry/health guides for platypus? Zoos/aquariums publish all sorts of material for everything else; would be neat to learn the exhibit standards and possible illnesses of these little guys.

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>>2365634
I have the original blue prints for a platypusary. I have been studying the works of Henry Burl and David Fleay as well as current facility at Healsvill. Two important things to remember is that the platypusary must be insulated from electrical fields and percussion. Winston the platypus died during transport to England during WWII when the ship he was on had to fire depth charges at a German u boat. It's said that a gunshot close to a platypus can kill it because they are so sensitive to certain types of percussion.

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>Everyone shitposted "LEAVE DA PLAYFAG ALONE HE WOUDLNT BREAK ANY LAWS ANYWAY HE JUST MEMING HE A GOOD BOY"

>now he's plotting to go to Australia and steal wildlife because you monkeys wouldn't report+hide

A classic example of /an/ - I hate Animals & Nature, lmao furries and zoophilia! ECKS DEE

>>2366423
Thanks, that's pretty interesting. I don't have anything to offer in return except an elasmobranch husbandry manual I read about a decade ago. One of the chapters includes tips on exhibit design with electric fields in mind, iirc
https://sites.google.com/site/elasmobranchhusbandry/manual

>>2366442
Faggot

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>>2366558
He's entitled to his opinion. However I am not planning on kidnaping a safe healthy platypus. I'm planing on rescuing foundering juveniles during the monsoon season. when it happens to them it's basically a death sentence without intervention. That being said every day until you want one.

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>>2366545
No worries and thanks for the link. Part of the reason I do these threads is to learn from other anons so that I can keep my exotic furry little shitposter safe and happy when I actually get one. And when I do you'll all be jealous because by then you'll all want one.

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today is the everyday I will platypost to remind you to want one.

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>>2368692
Daily reminder want a platypus.

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>>2369760
There are people on an right now who don't want one of these. That's just crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fGexK-UbS8

Awwdorable

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>>2370969
Check out the original Perry the platypus. David Fleay would play tug of war with him with a dish mop.

>>2371710
moar

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>>2372353
Every day there will be more.

>>2372708
Well Op you convinced me, I really want a pet platypus.

On another note, how did you realise you love this particular animal so much?

Do you have one as a pet? Did you find one outside somewhere?

Also how would you take care of one?

God damn I love platypi

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>>2372713
I've always liked them, but when I started browsing 4chan I relized that there might be a connection between austraias shitpostnig abilities and their indigenous animals. That is when I really started to want one. All of their animals are meme worthy, but none compare to the meme beaver with its super cuddly autism. I sate my desire to own one by shitpostnig about it every day on an.

Hooray! Daily wildlife exploitation thread on /an/ - FUCK ANIMALS SO KEWWWLL XDDDD

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>>2373018
Sounds like you need to be reminded that you should want a platypus.

>>2373018
I know right?
Just think of all those helpless platypuses that are being abused and exploited right now because of a thread on a Mongolian finger painting website!

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Every day I will remind /an/ to want a platypus

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This is your daily reminder to want a platypus. Now with 100% more epic slowmotion platypus action shots.
https://vimeo.com/106131061

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Daily reminder want a platypus.

>>2376358
Kinda feel like you're just phoning it in today OP.
And to think, today could have been the day......

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>>2376389
I was going for a soft sell. That and my big book of Platypuses was at work and I've almost farmed the internet out of good platypus pictures.

>>2342538
>cute
Of course not.

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SMASHED

>>2377010
omg sexy wrinkly dog i want it so badly rn

>>2377010
Fuck off with that abominable thing

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>>2377007
Clearly I need to keep posting if you don't even think that they are cute. You and all of an should want one.

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>>2377400
I don't think all of you want a platypus yet so I'm going to keep posting a platypus every day to remind you to want one.

OP has probably posted every platypus picture on the internet and he will start to repost every 404'd pic

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>>2378292
I still have a few left. Enough to remind an to want a platypus everyday.

Youve turned me,You are doing good work anon

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>>2379466
One down and the rest of an to go. Good choice anon now the rest of you start wanting a platypus too.

>4 months ago
the fuck

>>2380240
Platypi are very important

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>>2380307
This guy gets it. Although according to David Fleay and Attenborough the plural for a platypus is platypuses. Grammar nazi aside you should want on and every day I will remind an to do so.

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Daily reminder want a platypus darn it!

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>>2376389
I was trying for superliminal advertising. Hey you all of /an/ want a platypus!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaRctjOh9ho

Aren't they poisonous somehow

>>2382005
The males have a poisonous spur. You won't die if it stings you, but you'll wish you did as it hurts like a million bee stings for days. Otherwise they're pretty cuddly.

platybump

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>>2382268
Thanks anon, but it is not enough to nearly bump. You must remind them that they should want a platypus.

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This is your daily reminder that you should want a platypus.

I want one.

i want [spoiler]to eat one[/spoiler]

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>>2383409
Noo that's not why you should want one. This better not have been you.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_58f17fa5e4b0da2ff86102b8
Everyone else start wanting a platypus more to make up for this guy.

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Daily reminder want a platypus. And I need to get off my lazy ass and finish the PC for the next thread when this one auto sages.

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Daily reminder platypost. Want a platypus or your kot/and or doggo will grow a hitler mustache in its sleep tonight.

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If you don't want one of these by now I don't know about you. Also daily reminder want a platypus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blMnlvqnXXk

Can't have any in japan :(

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>>2386335
Doesn't mean that you can't want one. And you should because they are delightful. This will be the image limit and tomorrow I will start a new thread to remind /an/ to want a platypus.