>Work third shift, wife works 9-5 >She texts me that she

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>>2278427
Weed brownies?
Don't do anything. The cats will forget that they need to breathe. Problem solved.

>>2278427
If your cats display symptoms of poisoning you should bring them to an emergency vet. If money is tight, just bring them to a vet now. It will only be more expensive if you let them get worse.

Emergency vet. Now.

they'll be fine

It's dogs that can't have chocolate, not cats, jesus catfags are dumb

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>>2278498
30 seconds on google

>>2278427
Yes, but you have to do it ASAP. Soak its food in 1 cup antifreeze and feed. This will help get rid of the poisons.

>>2278427
Force feed them a charcoal smoothie or antifreeze, hell do both lol. Or just snap their necks if you dont have money for a vet, and make it quick.

>>2278503
>>2278513
trying too hard m8

>>2278514
Am I autistic. I seriously dont understand when ppl are like, stop trying too hard. Most of the time im lazy and try the least I can on things that arent important.

>>2278514
And I was also pretty serious. I force fed my dog charcoal after he ate 3 hersheys bars and he didnt even get sick after it was done. And I also have a hate for csts bc they just ruin homes and im allergic, extremely. But honestly cats are easily replaced, and snapping their necks is more humane than letting them die of poison.