I work at a nationwide storage company that currently has a mouse

>>2259936
A quick stomp is an effective and efficient way to deal with your problem, I don't see why you take issue with it.
You could drop them in a bucket of water if you just don't want to deal with the mess.

>>2259936
Knife to the brain. Check some pics online so you"re sure where it is.

>>2259936
Put them in a plastic bag, slap on ground a couple times, throw away

>>2259936
cervical dislocation

>>2259944
>>2259973
What the fuck, you fucking savages.

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>>2259979
I made an illustration for you

>>2259974
This.

If you don't wanna use your hands, build/buy a dispatcher. Just google "poultry dispatcher", they come in handheld or wallmounted formats.

>>2259936
Snap their necks, flick them on the head really hard or set up a gas chamber. Sadly Jews look more like rat's than mice so it makes role playing as the good guys harder.

>>2259936

Drowning. It still hurts but it hurts less than slowly starving to death.

>>2259984
Keked heartily. Nice oc. Also filename, it has it all

>>2259984
>The vegan shirt
>Oy very
>I have no feet
>The fucking mouse itself

You snarky lil shit

>>2259944
The idea of feeling it's body squish under my foot seems so horrible...and then the noise it'll make while it's dying. I do have a tendency to be too much of a softy with animals but this is the first time it's been an issue.

>>2259994
Honestly this is a great idea. I'll probably drown them in a bucket of water.

>>2260008
seriously, this is a good idea
>>2259984

I'm pretty sure that's the intended method of death with sticky paper anyway

>>2260008
drowning is not humane, that's a horrible death.

smacking it in the plastic bag is much better, at least it's fast. you can also grab it by the tail and whack it. or you can kill it with CO2 (baking soda and vinegar).

>>2260016
>or you can kill it with CO2 (baking soda and vinegar).
even better, put it in the bag and hold the bag to the tailpipe of a vehicle then close the bag.

Good night

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>>2260016
>that's a horrible death

wicked reusable mouse trap though

>>2259984
Did you draw a little mouse penis?
>>2259999
Check them Motherfucking digits!

>>2260024
>Did you draw a little mouse penis?
of course not, mice have 4 legs genius

>>2259944
The only correct answer. Aim your heel directly onto its head, and stomp quickly.

Drowning is an absolutely terrible way to die, and its not as quick a death as you think.

>>2260026
>of course not, mice have 4 legs genius
Maybe one of them got pulled off by the glue trap. Besides, one leg is pink. It's a mouse dick.

>>2260027
If you flip the trap over you won't even get mouse guts on your shoe.
Humm loudly and you won't hear the squelch and pop

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Worrying about how the vermin dies is a ridiculously first world problem. Your ancestors are laughing at you.

>>2260034
What am I looking at?

>>2260034
What the fuck am I looking at?

>>2260039
>>2260041
Hair, soap, and a red painted fingernail.

>>2259936
Pull them off the glue and release them somewhere else?

>>2260034
So what? If we can afford to ease the suffering of animals, we are moraly obligated to do so.

>>2260055
Close. It's actually a woman with red nails cleaning a paintbrush.
>>2260041
>>2260039

>>2260061
I don't think it works that easy, they get really stuck on this stuff. The one I saw the other day actually dislocated its leg from trying to pull himself off

>>2259974

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opwXJ7MgjPE&t=7s

>>2260068
vegetable oil dissolves the glue

>>2259984
Why vegan?

Why aren't you telling these fucking idiots at your workplace to actually kill the animals first before throwing them away?

>>2259944
> I don't see why you take issue with it.
You seem to be some sort of cunt. Maybe you enjoy watching animals suffer or something?

>>2259936
Throw a glue-trapped mouse on your bosses desk and tell him you'll quit or contact the ASPCA if they continue to torture animals like that.

Where are you from? If you're from the UK, disposing animals like that is illegal and they can get into trouble by the RSPCA.

>>2262545
>. Maybe you enjoy watching animals suffer or something
The whole point of my statement was that a quick stomp would ensure there was no suffering. Maybe if you focused more on reading comprehension and less on insults your posts would make more sense.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu1VDpPAxs

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>>2259984

>>2260034

The idea that only "first world" people care about animals is a crock of shit.

For thousands of years, members of the Hindu, Buddhist, and Jain communities in India have been caring for animals of all sorts.

Ironically, Catholics ridiculed Jains for opening hospitals for wild animals such as rats etc.

>>2262713

>The whole point of my statement was that a quick stomp would ensure there was no suffering.

You don't actually know that for certain.

Maybe it's horrifically painful.

>>2259944
This desu

>>2262833
Nigger this is so dumb. Its is just about as fast a way to go as you can get. Even if it excruciating it won't fucking matter as it is over in a fraction of a second. I don't even know if the brain would have the time to respond with pain.

>>2259984
Fucking lol

>>2259973
This is a pretty good way if you can't stomach the big stomper imo

>>2260063
Morality is a meme

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>>2262779
>a video recording of a TV playing Family Guy

>>2262549
This exactly. Don't stand for this shit. It's not your business to help them find humane way for them to take care of it, but you can make sure they do it.

Put them in the freezer. That's what I do.

>>2262831
Catholics also consider the capybara a fish.

trap em and release them in the woods.

>>2263023
>releasing an English house mouse into the woods

Just Fuck my eco system up.

Mice can swim for a long time, a drowning trap means they're alive and anxious and desperate for solid footing for at least an hour before they are too exhausted to keep their head above water. Probably less humane than tossing them in the dumpster on glue traps.

>>2262831
It is also haram in Muslim culture to torture animals.

>>2259936
I can tell you what you shouldn't do: attempt to remove them. They are likely to bite or scratch you, it's not feasible to get all the glue off, it's unlikely to not remove some skin, and if you shake it to dislodge the mouse it's likely to die from it. I unfortunately know the last part from experience, because I was in the same situation at home.

You could just put the mouse and trap in a plastic bag and close it around the mouse very closely and tie it very tight. The mouse will suffocate on its exhaled CO2, which is a fairly peaceful death aside from the shortness of breath. You'd have to make sure the mouse doesn't puncture it though, and you'd have to wait some time for it to work, since they need so little air.

>>2260034
a lot of ancient peoples had more respect for animals than we do just because they lived closer to them and didn't have as many (if any) that were domesticated

give 'em to the homeless dogs and cats, they shalt appreciate it…

>>2263929
cats don't actually like the taste, they just train hunting on them.
dogs eat everything though.

>>2259936
Get a mouser cat. I've read that a lot of businesses are turning back to ye olde age methods like that, because it's cost effective.

>>2264043
It can also be very good for shelters, put cats to work.

>>2263857
This is a dumb idea. If you're going to put it in a plastic bag might as well just squish it. A faster and less painful death than slowly suffocating. If you really wanted to use CO2, you'd make a chamber using baking soda and vinegar.

>>2263857
Vegetable oil can remove the glue.

>>2259984
10/10

>>2264180
suffocating on carbon dioxide isn't painful, at least not for humans, and the baking soda and vinegar thing would require keeping those on hand along with a suitable container, whereas you can find smallish plastic bags just about everywhere, it could be a paper bag too

>>2259936
When people do shit like this it makes me think they have no soul. Like genuinely. How could you fucking do that and not feel bad about it?
>they are a pest

And? It's one thing to kill something and another to torture it. Christ. Anyway OP, I feel for you.

>>2259984
Kek

>>2260021
Mice have never fallen for peanut butter in my life. I bought a bunch of non lethal traps and put peanut butter in them. They just ignored them.

>>2265706
The most commonly available non lethal trap is a complete piece of shit.

>>2264231
I think you're thinking of helium my man. Doesn't carbon dioxide suffocation cause headaches?

>>2265710
Maybe, but it kills mice incredibly fast.

>>2259984
10/10

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>>2262833

>>2260008
I did it once in a panic

>parents buy poison mouse traps without me knowing
>one day find mouse with blood coming out of its ass and mouth, its barely moving
>panic
>take it outside and stomp on it
>it's still twitching
>grab .22 revolver and shoot it in the head
>it finally died from that
>went inside and cried

>>2259936
Stop leaving fucking food for them everywhere. If you have a mouse "infestation", you're doing something EXTREMELY wrong and unclean.

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>>2267053
Yeah the poison is just blood thinners, it's super fucked up.

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>>2259936

Just use the time-tested spring mouse traps. Super cheap and kills 'em (most of the time) instantly.

Also, as others have said, if you insist on using glue traps, channel your inner SS Officer and stomp or drown the fuckers... if you have an entire warehouse to look after, lethal injection or other pussified methods will take too much time...