Indoor cats > Dogs > Outdoor cats > Pitbull We can

>>2248125
>not posting superior birds
Can you agree to suck my ass?

water bears>>>>>>>>>>birds>snakes>brain eating amoeba>geckos>monitor lizards>guppies>short legged cat mutations>>>corn smut>>>>>dogs adult size under 30lbs>pork brain tapeworm

>>2248125
No

>>2248125
>We can all agree on this right?
The only thing /an/ can agree on is that OP's a fag.

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>implying

Jewfish > all filthy goyim pets

>>2248160
This i can agree on

garbage>cats

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Fuck you, I love my pitbull.

>>2248152
stop forcing your shitty meme animal

>>2248125
Depends on the training.
A well-trained pitbull is better than a toy dog that never shuts up or a lab that jumps up on people.

Outdoor cats > all

>>2248125
I cant comprehend why people like cats, they are uncaring sociopathic mammals that just use you, a dog cares about you and isnt a piece of shit that needs to live indoors all the time.

>>2248438
>he needs annoying neckbreathers that will lick his balls on command
cats are fun because they don't bother you but you can enjoy their cuteness and pet them, and they're much lower maintenance

>>2248422
Uh that's a Labrador retriever...

>>2248438
Wow, you just described practically every animal on this planet.

I don't get why cats get so much flak for being uncaring towards their owner when the same behavior applies to almost every other domestic animal besides maybe dogs.

>>2248529
atleast other pets don't literally give you brain cancer.

>>2248448
Nope. Brutus the pitbull.
>just accept it anon

>>2248531
Yeah, but we weren't discussing toxoplasmosis, just general behavior of the animal.

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>>2248540
spreading parasites is a part of a cats phenotype.

>>2248542
General "psychological" behavior of the animal, if that's the correct term.

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>>2248422
Great pitbull, anon. Is Barnaby is a really cute name for a doggo, is Barnaby a boy or a girl?

Here's my pitbull, Brutus. She and Barnaby would be great friends, I bet!

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>>2248557
Brutus and Barnaby are awesome! This was my pitbull Dexter, he passed away a few months back but I'll always remember him.

>>2248560
Sorry again for your loss, anon. I remember Dexter from another thread, he looked like a real good boy.

>>2248125
How are indoor cats better? Most of them arent really chill and slightly crazy

>>2248569
All cats are pretty shit pets. Outdoor cats are unaffectionate, destroy the ecosystem, and shit in people's yards. Indoor cats are unaffectionate and will make your house smell like shit and piss for the rest of your life.

>>2248571
heh
meme

>>2248579
It is a meme to like cats, not to hate them.

>>2248585
surem memelord :^)

>>2248438
My cat comes from across the house when I call him and always wants to cuddle and sit in my lap.

>>2248620
heh
meme

>>2248446
My dogs dont bother me, I am not a weirdo that projects child bearing instincts onto my dogs, they simply live outside and feed along with chasing people.
>>2248529
Cats are awful anon what sort of nutjob would own a creature that has claws and can use them?

>>2248602
>I call him and always wants to cuddle and sit in my lap.
You cat owners are pathetic using a fucking feline in place of a child completely revolting on a instinctive level.

Post kitty paws pls

>>2248655
What?

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It's right behind me.. isn't it..

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>>2248717
You disturbed the Witch!

>>2248655
Cat
>50/50 independent and affectionate
>annual vet visit costing less than a couple hundred dollars with vaccinations
>self cleaning
>feed once daily
>poops in a box
>can be declawed, though some are not destructive at all
Child
>needy af
>screaming, crying
>needs constant feeding
>constant cleaning
>constant attention
>have to teach it to do everything
>poops on itself, smears poop on everything
>constant doctor visits, expensive even with insurance
>more destructive than a demolition crew
Yeah nah, cats for me.

>>2248655
I cuddle with my doggo and see him as a family member.
Get triggered redditboy =)

>>2248735
At least dogs have affection for their owners. Cats don't.

>>2248743
Why do anons keep saying this? I've never seen a cat that was never affectionate. Mine always greet me when I come home.

>>2248747
You think your cat is affectionate because you have brain parasites

>>2248753
OK at this point it is just a meme to hate cats

>>2248743
First you call someone out for approaching the affection of his cat and now you say they dont have any. What is it? I think you got caught up in your own baitposts