My friend is getting a very cute kitten soon
I am slowly trying to persuade him to name the cheeky meower, "cabbage" as I feel it is the greatest pet name going at the moment
What think /an?
Should he name the catto cabbage, or should he name it a normie name like Keith?
>>2242460
Name it garbage, because he got a disgusting shitty pet.
>>2242461
Shut up. Indoor cats are gr8.
name it toxoplasmosis.
>>2242553
If you think the smell of shit and ammonia is gr8 then sure
>>2242460
Name it "shit in a box" because that's all it'll do
>>2242617
slob detected
cats don't smell unless you don't clean often
>>2242460
Let your friend name it whatever the fuck he wants to name it, ya dumb bitch. It's his. Not yours. Who's gonna be scooping out literal shit out of a litter box for 15+ years continuously allowing toxoplasmosis to take place? You guessed it, not your mooching ass, it's your "friend". I'd for sure hate having you as a friend.
>>2242621
lold a little on the inside
>>2242617
You're hanging out with too much white trash, friend. Cats don't smell unless you refuse to change the litter properly.
>>2242617
I don't think that's the cat m8
Cabbage sounds like a rabbit name, if it looks like that then a comfy warm name like Laila or Honey or something would seem fitting, especially because of the comfy fall (and soon winter) sweater weather in the west (I'm assuming that's where you live) as of late