Am I a retard for thinking eels were fictional creatures until

>>2241247
My aunt thought sea horses were a myth until she saw them at the aquarium

>>2241247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwcF6ea2PMQ

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>>2241247
I used to think dragons were fantasy then found out about this guy.

I thought reindeer were fake. I had never heard of them in a context outside of Santa so i assumed they were also made up.

>>2241249
That's adorable

>>2241305
Are you pic related

I don't fault you at all, but if you haven't watched azumanga daioh you should. This exact situation comes up.

I don't even like anime normally and it's worth checking out.

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>>2241322
Fuck, I'm drunk, pic related

>>2241247

i still get eels and lampreys mixed up.

>>2241302
a photoshopped gecko?

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>>2241346
I found that one while looking for this pic, thought it was funny.

But seriously, tell me this isn't a friggin dragon, its uncanny.

I'm still not fully convinced that the platypus isn't some ruse and the Aussies have been pulling a long con on us for years.

>>2241302
Thats an uroplatus gecko.
The wings are photoshopped

>>2241382
What? No, you must be mistaken. Platypuses, koala, and drop bears (tm) (c) (r) are completely real :))))))

>>2241382
That's actually exactly what people said when they were presented with the first platypus skins.

>oh look at that, someone thinks he's clever by compining a beaver and a duck

How in the world did you think eels didn't exist?

I sort of understand the people who somehow thought narwhals or whatever weren't real, but eels?

My little sister always confused lions and tigers so I'd correct her. Then we went to the zoo when she was 15, saw a tiger and tried to throw a swing at me because she somehow interpreted my corrections as 'tigers aren't real'.

Still won't let her live this shit down.

>>2241522
Yeah I thought drop bears were fiction too. But they're real.

>>2241556
Good, she sounds certifiably retarded

>>2241556
What if she sees a liger one day?

>>2241575
She's actually really smart, which is why she's never living this down. We also didn't have tv when she was lite. I think my older brother didn't know narwhals were real either and when that dragon shit aired he tried to use it as proof dragons were real. I don't remember what year that aired but that doesn't matter since hes almost thirty and believes in fairies and shit.
>>2241703
She knows now. She's like 23 or something.

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Once I found out Santa wasn't real, I just assumed Reindeer were fake too since I had never seen one outside of Christmas decorations. It wasn't until I went to the zoo much later in my life and actually saw one that I realized.

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I used to think these guys were made up desu

>>2241247
>Am I a retard for thinking eels were fictional creatures until today
Yes.

>>2241302
kys

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>>2241325
You certainly don't know what a lamprey is then. It's impossible to mix up pic related with anything.

Jesus, what the hell is wrong with you anons?

>>2241547
I never bought that.
The tail of the platypus is fairly different from a beaver's and the front paws have a kind of retractable webbing not found in any other animal, certainly not duck. The bill might resemble a duck's but cutting into it you find it's flesh covering bone, not like any bird.

>>2241753
>unicorn dolphins.
Nice shoop.

>>2241837
Nice bait desu

>>2241247
Yes.

>>2241781
What's wrong with this guy's dick?

>>2241767
This

>>2241569
me great grandmum had a right deadly run in with one of those buggers. she organized a local militia to take it out, but the only survivors were her and one other guy.

and that's how me mum was born

>>2241781
imagine the succ that hot mama gives

>>2241781

>Tfw you want to put your dick in a lamprey but you know it would be the most pain ever

Can't we just breed these guys to have no teeth or something? Maybe genetically engineer them? Come on scientists.

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>>2241962
You know there are giant worms and slugs that have no teeth

>>2241247
I mean... Kind of. Electric eels are very common but I could understand why you had a disbelief if you haven't had any prior knowledge

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>>2241247
Chipmunks. I've never lived in an area that had them, and still have never seen a live one, but I thought it was a Disney creature until my mom and I had a conversation about how much she disliked them for doing damage in the garden when I was a teenager.

>>2241767
Finally

When I was a child reading pirate stories and such, I pictured tropical fever mosquitoes dragonfly-sized.

>>2241249
>>2241247
are you ameriburgs?

>>2243127
Nah I'm English; this is far from the worst misconception I've had

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I thought pangolins were just creatures from fantasy card games for thirty years.

I refused to believe something so awesome could exist so I never looked into it; and it saddens me that, due to poaching/hunting, they could return to the non-existence wrought from my ignorance.

One of my cousins used to think neighbors weren't real.
"stop crying or I'm going to take you to the neighbor's house"
"aunty Betty, please tell me that the neighbor doesn't exist ;_;"

When I was a kid I used to think some fictional animals were real. I was really interested in cryptozoology, aliens and stuff like that.

>>2241249
My sister thought that too

>>2244285
>this is why you don't put anteaters and armadillos in the same enclosure....

>>2241753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO58kt-jETA

>>2241725
Either 2003 or 04, I was obsessed with dragons at the time

>>2241974
>slugs that have no teeth
The inside of a slugs mouth is literally an organic belt sander. Have fun with that.

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>All this narwhal confusion

Makes me feel a little less retarded. I remember watching the fucking Elf movie when I was younger and getting freaked the hell out by pic related because I'd never even heard of these things before.

I also got tricked by that dragon documentary some anons are talking about. I was like six, so I don't feel too bad about that one.

HELP ME /AN/ON

>be me
>pre 2k
>kayaking in Puget Sound
>WTF

some kind of eel/snake with bubble eyes, pure red goes swimming by

stretched out it would have been maybe 2 foot long

bright red eyes

what's this species?

>>2245572
to clarify... the eyes were red, body kinda greyish- brown

>>2245572
Albino snakes have red eyes

>>2245640
SO DO VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!

>>2241247
>Am I a retard for thinking eels were fictional creatures until today?

Actually, yes.

>>2241247
I thought vampire bats were a myth for a while when I was 7. I knew bats were real obviously but I thought the vampire thing was just something my brother made up to scare me. Wouldn't their bite wake up the animal and get them killed? I would notice if something that big landed on me and bit me. So clearly it doesn't make any sense.

On a side note some chick I use to work with thought slugs were just snails looking for a new shell like a hermit crab. I couldn't convince her otherwise because at the time I didn't have the common sense to ask her where she thought the shells came from if they didn't make them themselves.

I thought wolverines were fake until I was 18 and watched a whole nature documentary on them from end to end I was so fascinated

tasmanian devil

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I used to think fat people were a myth until I met OP's mom

When I watched "The Gods Must Be Crazy" as a kid I thought they made up the honey badger. I still don't know if rhinos really extinguish fires.

>>2242013
>Electric eels
these are no eels tho, they are knifefish

>>2246164
>"The Gods Must Be Crazy"
fucking based

>>2241355
I can't find a source on this that isn't some random redditor. I think you may have been tricked, anon.

>>2247916
What are you looking for?>>2241302 is a photoshopped gorko, >>2241355 is a lizard in the Draco genus.
>>2245572
Any other things of color pattern there boss? I couldn't anywhere with your id rather than gunnels.
>>2241974
>Fleshlight for jews.

>>2247927
>is a lizard in the Draco genus.
Can I get a source on that?

>>2247928
google it you stupid fuck.

>>2247928
Since you can't copy and paste two words to a google search. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draco_(genus)

>>2247935
Shhhh. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhh, common sense just scares them even more.

>>2242245
>posts a ground squirrel

Wew

>>2247927
>>2247928
Actually no, it's a photoshopped Uroplatus phantasticus, a Madagascan gecko species.

Not really /an/ related but I thought religious people only existed in my fantasy books until I was 15.

>>2247999
What part of
>is a photoshopped gorko
do you not understand?

>>2247993
Kinda hard to tell in that pic, but it looks like it has stripes on its head. Which makes it a chipmunk.
>http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwj3r4Pbt-_PAhUCMyYKHcBvCpwQFggnMAI&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnaturemappingfoundation.org%2Fnatmap%2Ffacts%2Fchipmunk_vs_squirrel.html&usg=AFQjCNGICo_iKDJEc4HYGye4N1nisvJQnQ

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I used to think dinosaurs were extinct

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I used to think flying roaches were a myth. Nigger was deadass over 2inches big and flew RIGHT into my fucking face.

>>2243179
american here, I can't think of any big misconceptions but in 9th grade I found out that it's called a wheel barrow, not a wheel barrel. I don't think I've had any confusions with animals , just with certain words

>>2241962
>genetically engineer fish so I can get my dick sucked
or
>get a gf

>>2246030
Vampire bats give teeny tiny paper cuts on livestock like pigs and cattle while theyre sleeping. Then they lap up the blood and move on

>>2248414
I'd lose my shit so hard if something like that happened to me.

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>>2248572
Dracula don't suck! He scrape, and lick!

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I thought Aye Ayes were made up. Scary looking fuckers.

When i was a kid, i saw an ostrich at the TV and thought it was only a "joke" animal. I didn't know it was a world-known animal until i went to the farm.

>>2241355
Lol

>>2244285
>people poach fucking pangolins
For what reason though?

>>2251247
Traditional medicine

>>2248207
The shoebill gets me every time. First time I saw that video I thought it was a robot.

>>2248427
first option is easier and probably cheaper in the long run

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>>2241247

I have often seen animals here that I didn't initially believe were real. Blue furry spiders, for example. And bigger blue ones. And purple ones even.

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>>2251927
What you posted there doesn't exist though. It's a Phidippus male that someone colored blue. Quite obviously too, even the reflection in the eyes is blue.

Don't fall for shitty photoshops.

>>2241247
I thought jackalopes were real until I was like 7.

>>2251247
Chinese people need boners

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>>2251928
There's a couple of blue jumping spiders.

The Phidippus Arizonensis can be blue colored for example.

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>>2251928


Idk. When I search for blue jumping spiders, I see many pictures.

Maybe you're right. Maybe we both are, idk.

Here is a tarantula, I think. People have shared pics of many colorful tarantulas here.

>>2251954

Very nice, ty

>>2252211
I'm not doubting your post, what you said is true. Just the picture you posted with it is bullshit.

The one you posted now is real though, that's a Poecilotheria metallica.

>>2251929
You mean to tell me they aren't real? Quit the bullshit anon

>>2249128
First of all, what is a "joke animal?" Secondly, what is a "world-known animal?"

My moms retarded meth head boyfreind thought sloths were mythical creatures

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I've met a lot of foreigners, mostly Europeans but also people South America that legit don't believe moose are real. And when they do find out, they believe they're tiny-ass niggers, like slightly bigger deer or something.

When I take them to a zoo, a preserve or wherever and show them one they always lose their shit because they couldn't even imagine how big the fuckers get.

>>2241554
This

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>>2241305
>Santa
>Made up
The fuck are you talking about?

>>2255107
As an American who lives in the Rockies, moose are the single biggest fear I have when I go backpacking. At least black bears and mountain lions will back off when challenged.

>>2255207
Still living in meme land, eh? Wait till you're one of the obviously unreported few that gets killed during a mauling.

>>2241734

what's the difference between reindeer and caribou, google?

>>2255339
location

>>2255329
You are acting like I've never interacted with a black bear. They are relatively common. Just because some maulings occur doesn't mean that a mauling is more likely than the bear deciding to leave

>>2255329
Black bears are fucking pussies. You might as well be complaining that no one talks about squirrel maulings. They probably happen to a few unlucky bastard buy they're so freakishly rare it boils down to either a seriously sick animal, or the person getting mauled being a retard and bringing it upon himself.

>>2241554
Thank jeebus. I thought my SO was retarded because he was adamant about narwhals being just as fictional as unicorns.
I'm glad to know this is not as uncommon as I thought

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>>2241703

>>2255207
>friend has never seen a moose
>take him up to Maine with me one summer to camp
>heart broken we saw none
>take him to zoo
>would not go within ten feet of the moose enclosure with a cow
>leaves when the bull moose walks out

>>2255451
This. We'd chase them out our yard all the time. If in the woods we'd just go a different way. Never had one follow us but usually they'd stand there a bit and run off at the sight of humans in the woods.

>>2241881
>me great grandmum gave birth to me mum
Soo the other surviver was your great grandmothers son?
Fucking aussies

>>2248207
The way that thing moves looks fucking surreal. It looks animatronic, like something you'd see on a ride at Disneyland.

One of my favorite stories is that when Marco Polo went to Africa (or maybe it was Asia, dunno) he saw a rhinoceros and wrote something like "they have unicorns here, they're hideous"

>>2251247
fucking chinks think its magical

>>2241247
>>2241249


...Is this just an American thing where people don't know basic animals? I have met an American who didn't know what an otter was and another one who thought Giant Squids were made up and like Big Foot.

What is wrong with your country?

>>2258087
To be fair giant squids were considered mythical until around 2006 or so when that Japanese guy filmed one. A lot of people didn't think they were real until then.

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>>2242356
Jurassic Park and dinosaur stuff messed up my idea of mosquitoes. I thought mosquitoes were like prehistoric sized and I would mix them up with crane flies.
Also I thought jackalopes were real for a while. I google imaged them and thought "yeah those look real enough" and just assumed they were real. [spoiler]God help me[/spoiler]

>>2258119
are you talking about giant squids or Colossal squids

>>2248207
thank u big flamingo feathered friend

>>2242245


>th>>159187362
>>159187401

>thought it was a Disney creature
They live around here but they're so stealthy I've only seen one in my life, it went into a small drainage hole in the curb that has a fucking tree root snaking out of it and probably leads to a magical underground Rootropolis.

>>2258119
>mythical until around 2006

No they fucking weren't. We've known about giant squids since the 70's.

I thought sand dollars were just a joke or cartoon thing.

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>>2241247
Draco Sumatranus.

I remember I lost my tits when I found out scallops actually "fly" underwater like they do in spongebob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBH3UvlZo90

>>2259319
I'm not surprised, the guy who made the show has a marine bio degree I think. I only know because I went to the same school as him (years later) and took that class and the teacher kept bringing it up. At least he got things scientifically accurate, somewhat.

>>2259323
yep he does. my teacher went to school with him and brought that up too.

did you go to CalArts or the other school he was at?

>>2259325
the other school

>>2258087
Op said he wasn't american

>>2255107
I never thought moose weren't real but I still can't wrap my head around the fact that you guys just casually live near these fucking things.

I'm astounded by the amount of people here whose stupidity could have been prevented with a one-minute internet search and/or encyclopedia look-up, plus perhaps an iota of critical thought.

>>2259411
Consider also at the time many of these anons were kids and internet didn't exist yet, and it wasn't worth the effort to go to the library to look it up because it was so unimportant a thing to know overall.

>>2259414
I only went to the library when I had to for school as a kid and so did everyone else.

It is entirely normal for children to think of certain animals as mythical, especially when they see them on TV because they're not yet old enough to distinguish between what's real or not.

>>2241852
Looks normal to me.

I used to think that all cats were girls and all dogs were boys. Later when I learned about sex, I revised this to say that all poodles were girls.

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When I was a young kid I didn't know dog breeders were a thing. My grandmother had 2 Rottweilers and a Bichon Frise, when they came home with the Frise I thought that the seller had to go out into the woods/forest with a bug net and try and catch them. I thought there were packs of Bichon Frise running around in the wild.

>>2259420
I'm sorry your parents did not love you and just had you watch tv all day, but not everyone is similarly neglected.

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>>2259411
>>2259414
>tfw we were so poor mom would make sandwiches to eat outside the library while my sister was in school because we didn't have money to pay for extra bus trips.

>>2259578
>2 Rottweilers and a Bichon Frise
>poor little white guy

fuckin house hippos man!

>>2241962
Catfish exist anon.

>>2241962
Get a hagfish. They're less toothy and come with their own lubricant.

>>2245572
>>2245575
I'm trying to look for an online animal identifier, but most start by asking species (as, I can't get very far without knowing if it was a snake or an eel).

Do you remember if it was scaled, or what shape the head was?

>>2259420
>and so did everyone else
not really, burger flipper.

>It is entirely normal for children to think of certain animals as mythical
>american education

>>2259609
wait what? why didn't she just stay at home?

>>2258119
Yeah no, Colossal Squid is the one you're thinking of, like >>2258195 said.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_colossal_squid_specimens_and_sightings
They were thought to exist for a while with a small amount of evidence (two tentacles that were found in a sperm whale's stomach in 1925), but since the '70s more parts were found until finally a full, live one in 2007.

And there's evidence of bigger ones existing than the current biggest specimen. Sleep tight.

>>2259319
HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

IS THIS COMMON KNOWLEDGE?!

>>2241247
Oh look. It's this thread again

>>2241305
When i was really young the same.

>>2248583
Nice

>>2259578
(Nature show voiceover) ah here we see the majestic but timid bichon frise grooming. Note the care with which it clips and frames its face.

>>2241305
>I thought reindeer were fake. I had never heard of them in a context outside of Santa so i assumed they were also made up.

Me too. It's not even a stupid assumption, it's sound logic. You find out Santa and his elves are fake so why wouldn't the creatures he commands also be fake? Blew my mind as a kid to see them on TV and learn they do exist.

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>>2255107
Goddamn. I was like 6 years old walking around my buddie's house, went into the basement, turn over my shoulder

pic related sitting on the ground looking right at me

I don't know how I felt about that.

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>>2261287
It was colossal, must have been 3-4 feet tall, towered me.

>>2261180
yes

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>>2241247
Not really, but I'm still amazed narwhales are real animals. It literally has a unrealistically long unicorn and swims in the sea. It's what an autistic 6 year old girl would draw in her diary as a made-up animal.

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I had been under the impression for the longest time as a kid that pic related had been extinct since prehistoric times since I only ever saw fossilized ones in museums and stuff.
Blew my mind when I first saw a photograph of a living Nautilus.

>>2248426
>it's called a wheel barrow, not a wheel barrel
What.

>>2261180
outside burgerland yes

>>2261335
I think I remember people believe it was extinct, and then it was "rediscovered" recently. Same with the coelacanth.

>>2248426
In a similar vein, I thought that the word misshapen was miss-happen instead of mis-shapen.

>>2261335
Did it live up to the expectation?

>>2241302
I love Spyro too

Not me, but my nephew thought capybaras were some kind of mythical animal till I showed him some pictures of some. Dunno how he didn't know about them, they're on nature shows all the time, and he's generally a smart kid.

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>>2261180
are you gonna freak out if I tell you they have eyes too?

>>2255107
As a Britfag i find it hard to believe they can be so dangerous. They just always look goofy and have always been portrayed as so.

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>>2259578
>i used to think people bought animals like they did their groceries
>always wondered how the sales assistants got horses on to the conveyor belts so they could scan them

>>2241247
No, because I'm dating one

I thought narwhals were made up because they were kind of a meme when I was younger and I never heard of them in any context other than cartoon comics and videos on the internet.
I also thought elephants were proper massive. Like as big as those elephant things are in that battle in Return of the King. When I first saw an elephant irl I assumed it was a baby. I was so disappointed when I found out the truth.

>>2261441
Dating what anon, an eel, retard, or a fictional animal?

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>>2261335
WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

THEY LIVE

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My brother honestly thought red pandas were something photoshopped. To be fair though the first image I show him was one standing up.

>>2241247
I was kayaking in the puget sound when I was a kid and this eel sort of thing with bright red eyes swam at the surface past my kayak. no one believed me

also saw that day: dogfish rolling their dorsals at the surface

>>2241249
My dad still refuses to believe in seahorses despite many trips to the aquarium

>>2248207
It looks like Zelda's Bird

>>2261402
I guess.
They're pretty cool. I expected their tentacles to be longer though.

>>2261431
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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>>2248047
>gorko

>>2248583
fuck I just realised that billy and mandy was right

>>2259319
I'm losing my shit

>>2241302
is that Deathwing as a child?

i didn't think candlejack was real until last we

I used to believe angler fish were not real

>>2261808
did you know the men are tiny, and instead of sex, they bite into the side of the female, literally dissolve their face with acid, fuse with the female, and then die off until only the testicles remain.
The female later uses them on herself.
THAT is unreal.

>>2241249
My friends mom also thought armadillo were cow sized because of a statue she saw.

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>>2261335
That's how I felt about shoehorn crabs.
Lost my shit in high school marine bio when we dissected one.

>>2241247
>ITT: american education

>>2261434
Imagine a car... maybe the weight of a Nissan Altima or something that heavy hitting you at 40-55 kph and you have a moose.

>>2261864
Why does it have nine testicles?

>>2261953
roll de mi bb

>>2261957
>>2261957
reroll

>>2261961
ahora yo c:

>>2261858
Dude that would be sweet. Armadillos are adorable, and I just imagine a cow sized one rolling up in a ball and like, rolling down a hill.

>>2261975
that would be terrifying. a 1 ton boulder comes smashing down on you and your family as youre having a picnic or some shit

>>2251247
Magical chinks and Ooogabooga Africans consider it a delicacy when prepared with the tears of child soldiers.

>>2259609
So wait, your family was extremely poor, so instead of working, your mother spent all day on her ass outside the library eating sandwhiches?

Why would your mom go to the library while your sister was in school? Or more likely, why did your sister need to go to the library outside of school at such a young age she couldn't be trusted on public transport?

>>2261943
Why did you count its testicles?

>>2261864
Fun fact: These things are related to spiders.

>>2255187
Santa and god arent the same person rick!

>>2241247
What the fuck is an eel?

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>>2262919

>>2258087
Yes, only Americans have misconceptions about animals.

>>2261975
>>2261997
glyptodons we're real, blame the native south americans that they're not still around

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>>2258119
>giant squids were considered mythical until around 2006

that's the kraken you're thinking of.

it's still mythical btw

>>2241779

syk.

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>>2241247
>Am I a retard

No Anon, your just special.

>>2241247
Nope. Even retards know eels are real. You're even more.....special.

I thought kangaroos were made up for the longest time.

Kangaroo Jack is probably to blame.