I found this birb sitting next to a gate being completely apathetic

>>2239188
um what kind of seagull? that looks nothing like the ones in the US.

>>2239190
I'm from Germany, so I guess it's whatever kind of seagull lives in the north sea.

how sure are you that's not a dove
>but since it's a migratory bird it's flock will have moved on already, so releasing it would mean certain death for it.
total nonsense

>>2239192
I don't know. I still think it looks nothing like a seagull. I'm more inclined to say something like a dove.

You really shouldn't pick up random birds and take them home especially when you don't know the species.

>>2239188
>At first glance it seems to be a seagull

It's a dove.

Set it free and let nature take its course.

>>2239188
Have fun with your bird flu.

>>2239188
>bread

also you should only feed bread occasionally. you make it sound like it is part of every meal. it will get moldy if you leave it in a bowl or something too.

>>2239196
>>2239200
>how sure are you that's not a dove
I'm not. Seagull was my best bet due to the crooked beak and since they travel through this region around this time of the year.

>>but since it's a migratory bird 's flock will have moved on already, so releasing it would mean certain death for it.
>total nonsense
Please elaborate.

>>2239201
I also own a cat, so I can let nature take it's course whenever I get tired of it. I'll deliver Webm's of my cat slowly torturing it to death if that what get's you off.

>>2239204
Thank heavens I'm wearing my tinfoil hat 24/7. No way that satellite controlled government engineered electronanotech virus can get into my head and steal my secret for generating infinite energy.

>>2239206
I think U.S. americans and us Europeans have a different definition of what constitutes bread.
I'm talking about organic whole-grain rye bread.
That stuff is probably better quality than anything you muricans see during your whole lives.
Also I've only had the birb for a few hours If it doesn't like bread, i'll try birdseed instead.

I'm going to sleep now. I'll update on the birb's status tomorrow unless I forget.

>>2239234
>Please elaborate.
that's stupid bullshit
>That stuff is probably better quality than anything
it's no better for a bird you stupid nazi

>>2239188
>one less seagull
Honestly OP, I know it's an animal and nature board and all, but I'm still not seeing the problem here.

>>2239259
it's not a seagull for one

>>2239234
>That stuff is probably better quality than anything you muricans see during your whole lives.
Oh look, a nazi with a superiority complex.
Feed it pork, that is if you can still buy that in "your" country hans.

Its a Mourning Dove

Literally fucking retarded. They get hit by cars here (IL) all the time.

>>2239188
Looks like a Mourning Dove my man

They go
>cooOOOO. OOOO. OOOOO. OOO.

Don't know how you thought it's a seagul. If anything you would have thought "pigeon".

>>2239234
>>how sure are you that's not a dove
>I'm not. Seagull was my best bet due to the crooked beak and since they travel through this region around this time of the year.
>>>but since it's a migratory bird 's flock will have moved on already, so releasing it would mean certain death for it.
>>total nonsense
>Please elaborate.
>I also own a cat, so I can let nature take it's course whenever I get tired of it. I'll deliver Webm's of my cat slowly torturing it to death if that what get's you off.
>I think U.S. americans and us Europeans have a different definition of what constitutes bread.
>I'm talking about organic whole-grain rye bread.
>That stuff is probably better quality than anything you muricans see during your whole lives.
Do that burd a favor and kill yourself

>>2239188
Wen it dies are you goin to mourn it?

>>2239251
>>2239357
Wew that post quality

>>2239265
I'm serious, Euro bread is 100x times better than the overprocessed garbage you eat in the U.S.
I visited the U.S. several times and nothing except for hipster craft bread even comes close.

>>2239340
Well, that would explain why it literally flew into my ceiling.
Apart from that it is surprisingly tame, which is strange since it doesn't carry any rings.

>>2239356
Mainly because it was late and I'm not an ornithologist.
We mainly have feral pigeons around so it looked quite outlandish to me.
I have no clue what a mourning dove would even be doing in central Europe since Wikipedia lists their habitat as pretty much anywhere but Europe.

>>2239361
Not relevant, since it's alive and well.
I just took it back to the place where I found it and ''released it back into the wild''.
It almost immediately started pecking at the ground and grooming itself so I guess it'll be fine.

Still, the whole thing is quite strange since it didn't carry a ring yet it was obviously used to human contact.

>>2239190
inb4 brown recluse

>>2239403
The shit about American bread is true. I don't even know what they do to it, but it's weird as fuck. Even processed bread in the UK is better, and that shit isn't good.

>>2239188
Stop holding the damn thin hostage and trying to kill it by feeding it shit food. It's a dove. Let it back outside you fucking piece of shit.

>>2239188
Just feed it some dry pasta

>>2239403
A kind of happy end for this kind of threads, cool. Thanks for being concerned about birbs, anon.

>>2239419
All our flour is enriched with iron, so that may be it.
One of the reasons for the obesity epidemic actually.

>>2239596
I think we add a whole bunch of sugar to our bread as well.
I tend to make my own bread, though.

>>2239600
>I tend to make my own bread, though.
Oh ok because everyone does that.

>>2239234
>I'll deliver Webm's of my cat slowly torturing it to death if that what get's you off.
Do it faggot