ITT: animals with god-tier names pic related, it's

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dik dik

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Sperm. Your language is weird.

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>>2236096

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Apart from sex name's I feel like this guy has a God-tier name.

Meet the hellbender

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>>2236096
>attention whoring OP posting their tits on a Mongolian basket weaving forum

>>2236139
Aren't they docile? The tempermeant doesn't match the name at all.

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>>2236139
>>2236157
here's an equally ominous name, and this guy might live up to it

the deathstalker

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In spanish we call this a "water dick"

>>2236157
people were still scared shitless of them.

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The Naked Mole Rat

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Doesn't even eat fish.

http://www.newageman.co.uk/articles/10-animals-look-penises

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This guy is called Cryptomaster Leviathan, related to the equally awesome named Cryptomaster Behemoth.

>generic great tits
>not the TUFTED TIT TYRANT
You were so close op.

>>2236139
Thatd make a nice final boss for an rpg or someshit.
>"Unleash the hellbender!"
>Music gets dark, string ochestra starts playing
>...
>Its a fucking squid

>>2238327
They're giant salamanders, not squid.

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I want to shake hands with the guy who named this insect. And ask him many questions about his undoubtedly brilliant mindset, because Fire Brat is a name I'll remember for a lifetime.

>>2236113

There's a reason why they're called that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermaceti

>>2238327
>squid
Ummmm. M8 did you even look at the pic

>>2239051
it can only survive in hot environments, but is always around in colder parts of a country. but they will be found in old bakeries and that kind of things, with heat.

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Say hello to the Gollumjapyx smeagol

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>>2239575
Oh are we doing this now?

This is Tinkerbella nana, a fairy wasp that's only about 250 micrometres big.

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>>2238327
>squid

>>2239579
What a cutie

>>2237250
Jesus fucking christ

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>>2237477
>have a fishercat that comes into my yard
>seen these things go after porcupines and even coyotes
>assume they mainly eat fish because the name
>one day decided to try and feed one fish
>toss fish near it
>starts screaming and hissing and making unholy sounds at a dead fish then runs away like a bat out of hell
>my fucking face the entire time
>stopped coming to my yard entirely ever since the day of the fish
I just wanted to give it a snack.

>>2237136
Polla de agua
Can confirm