So /an/ I was wondering what animal were you in a past life and

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>>2234080

>>2234080
wanna go get a smoothie with me sometime?

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>>2234080
In a previous life, I went by the nickname Spirit of Kansas, 89-0127. I spent my days cruising over undisclosed locations, raining death upon Muslims and other abominations. One fateful day in Guam, heavy rains shorted my Port Transducer Units causing an inaccurate airspeed calculation, and my life tragically ended in the most costly USAF accident in history.

I stay connected with my roots by annually going out into the wilderness to shoot a wolf.

>>2234506
Damn how do you even deal with (warning possible triggers incoming) military commercials, air shows, people talking about flights, etc? I bet blogging about it is therapeutic though

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I used to be a dragon who helped people, but they feared what they didn't understand. After a storm started a wildfire, I went to help but the humans blamed me, and wounded me so I couldn't fly away. The fire consumed me and I've wandered eternally ever since through various lives.

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>>2234518
Are you kidding me, how could you use such problematic language? I'm flying off to my safe space.

I was a japanese battleship that died in ww2.

>>2234608
No. No you weren't. Stop it.

I identify as an apache attack helicopter

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>>2234522

>>2234522
>dragon
>killed by fire
In my previous dragon life i used to eat pussies like you for breakfast.

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>>2234080
I used to be a spotted hyena, I was the alpha male of the pack and i was killed defending my clan from a lion I only eat meat liver intestines skin eyes nails hair and bones and I often steal it from others, I love to be asked out for a smoothie by a strong agressive dickgirl wink wink and I take trips to the garbage as often as I can

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I was a wolf in my past life too. I have two friends who were also wolves in their past lives.

Sometimes I wonder why so many people have wolves as their spirit animal or wolf as past life animal. lots of people have the word wolf in their usernames too. maybes wolves have very special conneciton with humans, since both humans and wolves are social predators.

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>>2234080

i was a bedbug in a past life. I like to tie a knife to my cock and go into mosh pits at icp concerts and hump people

>>2235695
There is definitely a connection like no other between wolves and mankind.
>werewolves
>dogs
>spirit animals
affinity for wolves is widespread for reasons

>>2234080
I know this is most likely bullshit but I truly do believe I was either an elephant or a giraffe. It must explain why I find these two animals so fascinating.

>>2234080
Wolves are monogamous.... idiot

>>2234080
In my previous life, i was a pair of women's panties. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

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>>2234080
I used to be an expert commie remover, I was the best in MACVSOG and i was killed in a firefight near Ia Drang I only eat bacon and whiskey, I love to be asked out for a patrol wink wink and I take trips to the jungle as often as I can
I am a red-blooded American of course too and I don't see age as any gook fucker that gets in my way is dead meat

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>>2234080
Hello /an/, my name is Bug Gay, I'm a half dutch, half mongolian trans-muslim alt right-activist. I'm also a vegan.

I own 5 companies, one is for breeding outdoor-cats that I release indiscriminately into the wild. Another is a backyard breeding operation for pitbulls I train for dog fighting. I also breed pugs and german shepherds with an extremely sloped back, so they usually crawl around.

My favourite pet is my piebald galaxy spider jelly blue extreme dream ball python albino morph that I keep on a sand substrate and only feed live.

I mostly feed her dead goldfish that seem to die in their 1 gallon bowls where I keep most of them.

Recently one of my outdoor crated cats got sick but I don't have the money to go to a vet so I'm here to ask /an/ what might be wrong with her.

Allah may praise you!

Pic is her, please help.

>>2236827
>didn't post a photo of his garden
Hmmmm... I'm slightly suspicious that you're not the real bug gay

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>>2235738

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>>2234082
fpbp

>>2235738
KEK

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>>2235738