A wonderful bird is the Pelican Its beak can hold more than

>>2231908
I want an umbrella made out of pelican beak skin.

>>2231908
I want a condom made out of pelican beak skin.

>>2232011
implying your dick could fill a pelicans beak

>>2232430
If you made multiple condoms out of it

>>2233685
It's a little terrifying that it would try to gulp down that kid if it could lift it.

>>2233826
Yeah, those fuckers will try and eat about anything that moves. Pigeons walking around shores of ponds in parks never suspect a thing about the pelican walking up behind them and then boom, gone.

The last time i saw one of these it just flew into a stationary truck with its mouth open

Graceful

>>2233685
>bugguy as a child

>>2231908
then things are scary fuckers. I have seen videos of them eating ducks and pigeons

Pelicans eat pigeons and rabbits, you know.