>pigeons can adapt to almost any environment
>they aren't afraid of people and willing to fight anything even if it's something 1000 big and stronger than them
>can get that pussy with their dancing skills and swag
>can bring your mail
>they are the smartest birds and the direct descedants of velociraptors
>over 6 sixty six hundred sixtillions of evolution
>the Holy Spirit was a pigeon
>as pets they are loyal like dogs and independent like cats
>YOLO mentality, put their needs above their safety and will gladly risk their life if it means they will get something good out of it
Why pigeons are the epitome of manliness?
>eat exclusively out of bins
>walk everywhere instead of flying
>never heard of personal hygiene
>willing to get flattened by a taxi for some trodden-in crumbs of food
It's certainly a niche form of rugged masculinity
>>2200226
It's the kind of masculinity that died when a caveman decided fancy clubs and spears were for losers-nerds-fags and he'd rely on his own muscles only, like a real man.
>>2200222
Pigeons aren't the smartest birds. Corvids are.
>>2200346
>>2200581
It's relatively common knowledge, faggot. Seeing that misinformation triggers me because it spreads to retards like you.
>>2200222
We Europeans love our pigeons. People who don't love pigeons are ignorant.
>>2200596
Here in Britain they're widely regarded as flying rats. I like the little fellows though
>>2200610
works errytime
>>2200596
Yuropoor here.
I hate pigeons.
Fucking stupid flying rats, as the perfidious brit said.
>>2200601
All they do is sit outside Greggs all day then shit everywhere. Still, far more productive and welcome here than all the kiddy-fiddling, car-insuranceless paki scum polluting our town centres
They look primitive, with those inexpressive fish eyes. It's hard to like it.