How do I get a cat to stop yowling and scratching at the floor at night?
She'll walk around the house making a loud yowling noise for hours. She also will pick a corner - usually the corner of my door - and act like she's trying to dig through the floor. I've tried flashing her with my dick but she doesn't seem to mind so idk how effective that is at getting her to stop.
If I make a loud noise or throw something (like a sock, not a brick or anything hard) at her, that'll make her scurry off and stop for a bit. I feel like that can't be the most effective way. Wut do?
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>>2186653
>I've tried flashing her with my dick
>>2186653
>. I've tried flashing her with my dick but she doesn't seem to mind so idk
You have to tuck it bro. Shove that shit between your thighs and when that cat realizes you're in fact an ugly woman it will chill out.
>>2186653
Why don't you just appreciate the fact that you actually have a cat, retard?
>>2186653
You could euthanize it
>>2187155
That'sexcessive
>>2186653
Perhaps the cat is upset or distracted by something in the floor?
>>2186653
Maybe the cat is understimulated? Keep playing with her in the day and tire her out so that she will at least be calmer if not keen to sleep at night.
>>2186653
Obviously your cat is suffering from insomnia.
Mix some sleeping pills into her food to calm her down.