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Fucking frogs keep shitting all over my front door every night. I clean it off each morning, and lo, more foul splatter on the lock and handle. Sometimes when I leave in the morning, they jump off the door and skitter into the house, and I have to leave them because I can't hunt for a fucking frog before work.
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Neighbors have outdoor cats and it sets a squirrel barking off for hours outside my place.
A mocking bird that never shuts the fuck up. It mimics car alarms a lot. It does this for about 12 hours a day and night.
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Skunks. I live in an apartment complex and one of the buildings is full of indians. They leave food out for squirrels and birds. But at night rats come and skunks. Then the same retarded cat comes and scares the skunk and sprays. It's a strong headache inducing smell and I have to close all windows.
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Fucking raccoons tearing up my garbage bins, chewing holes in them to get inside and fucking leaving a mess you fucking pieces of shit im going to fucking trap all of you
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>>2184756
>It mimics car alarms a lot.
That's pretty funny.
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