Complete the phrase: Having a dog is like having a_____ Having

Having a dog is like having a child who's never in a bad mood

Having a cat is like having a NEET son who sometimes makes you smile, but for the most part disappoints you

>>2177483
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Having a dog is like having a child.
Having a cat is like having a roommate from another planet.

having a dog is like having a great pal who never lets you down

having a cat is like having a bad case of brain parasites

Having a dog is like having an autistic 5 year old with horrific codependence problems

Having a cat is like having a massively bratty 5 year old

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>>2177483
First post best post

>>2177476
Having a dog is like browsing reddit
Having a cat is like browsing /pol/

>>2177483 i feel u bro

>>2177561
>tfw cat keeps leaving copies of Mein Kampf all over the house

>>2177567
>tfw your pupper keeps prepping your wife's son's pitbull

>>2177561
>Gas the dogs, pet war meow

>>2177561
That's a scathing review of dogs, they're not quite THAT retarded and they're certainly not unfulfilling or boring

>>2177476
Having a dog is like having an obnoxious 2 year old that keeps running around.

Having a cat is like having a small baby that doesn't cry and sleeps all day.

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Having a dog is like having a cat
Having a cat is like having a dog

>>2177733
I don't get it

>>2177742
Having a dog is like having a cat
Having a cat is like having a dog

I hope that cleared things up for you anon

>>2177745
Top kek lolXD

hahaha

>>2177776
lol

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>>2177476
Having a dog is like having a best friend

Having a cat is like having your wife's son

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>>2177483

Having a dog is like having a retarded child

Having a cat is like having a chill roommate

>>2177742
They are the same

>>2177476
>Having a dog is like having a friend
>Having a cat is like having a friend

Varies between individuals of course, but I'd say most of them live up to their stereotypes

One thing I would note is that male cats seem to be less of a cunt. Back at home we've basically always had 2 cats, had like 6 in total, and the first 5 were females. IIRC my mom said male cats were all hunter like and much more aggressive and whatnot, hard to imagine since most of those females we had were absolute scratchbags but okay

Then at the end we got one male one and he was totally cool. Never once attacked a single person, even if some people were a bit rough. He did chew on people's hair but eh

I mean I can't decisively conclude anything from that but that was my experience I guess

>>2178121
Christ, OP just wanted you to finish two simple sentences, not write a blog

>>2178121
Having a dog is like having a good pet
Having a cat is like having a shit pet

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>>2177476
Having a dog is like having a tumor that pants
Having a cat is like having a cactus that purrs