My heart is full of love for nature /an/. So much so, I cannot help but feel it is overflowing, and I should do something that signifies my love.
To put it bluntly, I kinda want to fuck this planet. How would I make this a reality? I was thinking of finding a gentle river with a sandy beach, that can be dugged into, making a hole for my sex, and humping it until I release my fertile seed into the planet's outer crust.
I'm pretty sure I have some kind of a paraphilia but I don't care! Earth is simply...beautiful. I will have her, one way or another.
ok
OP:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aDhtQTQYwII
Cover the casing of a fleshlight in fresh bark and fuck it while listening to Baba Yetu. If possible, do it outside, with your feet in the grass and the sunshine on your face.
I don't think God would appreciate that!
>>2176878
The funniest shit I have ever seen in my life. No contest.
>>2176878
That was..oddly arousing. I'd do him too.
https://vimeo.com/85275951
What is happening in these nordic countries though? What are they smoking? It must be insanely good.
Just fuck you're backyard, damn.
>>2176878
:D
I bet this guy has scabs and bug bites in the weirdest places.
>>2176859
>Step 1
Dig a hole
>Step 2
Fuck the hole