>internet says that to train a cat to stop meowing all the

Your cat is eating too fast. Do you feed wet or dry? If you are feeding dry, wet the food down before giving it to your cat. Dry food swells up when your cat drinks.

>>2172878
Wet, expensive raw food shit actually. He's a very high maintenance little creature that starts getting worked up two hours before his feeding time, and he's chubby I'm trying to put him on a diet besides that

He could have worms or some stomach problem. Or he could just be an asshole.

Vet if you can or notice anything else. Keep ignoring him otherwise.. it sounds like he's not gonna starve and he'll hopefully stop.

>>2172873
When it's finished eating then stomp on his head real hard. Guaranteed effective or your (You) back.

>>2172899
You are over feeding. Split it up into two meals a day, and water down the wet food. If nothing else, it's good for the kidneys.

>>2172973
I'm literally doing exactly that. Twice a day, 1/3 cup per meal.

>>2172997
Feed less and water it down.

>>2173007
Try reading the thread before posting.