howdy /an/
my kitty cat's birthday is tomorrow
what kind of present should i get her?
>>2171811
Your cat and I share a birtbday
Your cat doesn't even understand the concept of a birthday. Just treat her well all days of the year and love her, that's all she wants.
>>2171811
Cat-sized AR-15 to shoot Speedy Gonzales with
>>2171880
It would be nice if you didn't underestimate the intelligence of cats. Just because they can't speak back doesn't mean they don't understand what you're saying.
>>2171880
You must be really fun at parties..... faggot
>>2172460
Anthropomorphism doesn't make it true, anon.
My cat's """"birthday"""" (day I got him, don't know when he was actually born) is the 23rd, and my other's is the 24th. I used to get them things the first couple years, like bags of catnip or treats, but you know, they eventually just got that stuff weekly or daily anyway so just let him have a nice spot in the sun, some fancier food, maybe like some real shrimp or chicken as a treat, and then give him a good combing and snuggle.
>>2172458
Also a scratching post that is a wall