I want to take some aquatic isopods with me from France to the US. They are Assellus Aquaticus and are native to the US. How do I take them through the airport. Also a family member was supposed to water my garlic while I was travelling and they didn't, and now they say I didn't tell them too, which I know is bullshit because they forget things all the time. and my garlic is dead.
put them in a airplane sized bottle?
may your garlic RIP in peace.
jesus h christ what is wrong with you. don't smuggle vermin. double don't smuggle vermin you could get here, that's so fucking stupid. go buy some garlic at the store, it's real cheap and if you shop around a little can be better than whatever you were doing
>>2169545
Your life sounds like a fucking Big Bang Theory episode.
>>2169545
Inside a bottle of water in your suitcase? Aquatic stuff is surely trickier, but as a kid I took a huge darkling beetle home with me from the UAE, hid him in a tiny box with cookie crumbs in it (because that's what they'd eat in the wild...?)