Stupid parrot crashed into a desk and literally broke its neck

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Looked kinda like this

>>2168060
Take a time-stamped picture, return to store, acquire money, buy less dumb animal.

>>2168060
Try returning it to the store and complain how they sold you a dead parrot.

Do so in a British accent with plenty of Monty Python references.

Also it doesn't hurt to check if it's alive. If it still has a heart beat it should be fine. I think.

>bird has been in small cage all its life
>Suddenly finds out it can fly aside from fluttering in the same space despite it should have started learning before it could even actually fly
>Suddenly given freedom and hurts itself
>Lol dumb bird

It's like jumping from only being able to crawl to suddenly riding a bike or driving a car. We have lovebirds who had been in a tiny cage all their life. We clipped their wings, and slowly we allowed them to grow out long enough for them to be able to fly without dying.

>m-my pet injured himself lol what a dumb animal!!

Its your fucking fault. Parrots especially need supervision when out of the cage. I hope you dont keep any more animals

Oh and you know what? You could be even forgivable if you felt some guilt for this, but you dont. You literally dont give a shit about the fact your pet, under your responsibility, has possibly died. You dont even know its species. Why did you even have him in the first place if you didnt research on it first??

>>2168060
It's an item not very usual to their living habitat (right angled edges, outdoors).