You're at the zoo and this guy walks up and slaps your girlfriend's

>>2167455
That's his girl now.

>>2167455
The muscles on these roos are always impressive.

>>2167455
Give him the up and down look, laugh at him for skipping leg day and then educate him on how focusing on having bigger muscles actually made him slower, while I learned taekwondo and could, actually, kick his ass.

>>2167461
they look more impressive than they are because of how lean the animals are.

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>>2167455
you dun goofed

>>2167455
Shoot him.

I heard kangaroo meat is good, is that true?

>>2167455
With those muscles my gf will leave me for him :(
>Tfw your'e more marshmellow than a common kangarro

>>2167468
that pugger means business

>>2167553
Yes it is true.

>>2167455
Eat him.

Kangaroo Jacked

>>2167455
What kind of camel is that?

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>>2167455
you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker

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>>2167455
It's too late. She dead.

>>2167455
>w-why not my ass, Kanga-senpai?

>>2167455
How can australian men even compete?

>>2168267
this.
i want a kangaroo to lay me down softly and mate with me

I want furries to leave

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I unleash my beast of war.

>>2168267
>>2168301
Are you females?

>>2168310
we all do anon

>>2168310
i'm not even furry, but that kanga is hot as hell. fucking CUT

>>2168356
Do I have to be?

Do as the bonobo do and have sex with him to strengthen our bond.

>>2167461
>>2168267
>>2168301
>>2168784
>>2169034

the overwhelming opinion wins

Is no one else appetized by the huge cuts of muscle on that thing? Kanga burgers bitch.

>>2169180
Tough ass working muscles that need long hours of stewing just to be edible, and kangaroo isn't exactly known for being tender even with farm bred animals.

>>2167455
I think your dog might be autistic

>>2167455
>skipping leg day

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>>2169141
No thank you.

>>2167455
Break it's back legs. Shits weak.

>>2169187
just tenderize then small chunk it. slow cooked meat is the best anyway. grinding also works

>>2169262
They are called macropods for a reason you unfunny idiot.

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accept the natural order