Help me name an australian shepherd /an/. Getting him in just

cumfart

dickwarmer

Cunt destroyer

Bill

Cat

Larry

cumfart

Carl

>>2167017
Speedy
fasto

>>2167017
dilly
johnson
jake
tacobi
dickie
dale
fucka
mantis
throw rug
gilbert
honda

>>2167017
German Shepherd

nillygumdrops

Ozzy

Lustmord

cumfart

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>>2167019
>>2167021
>>2167022
>>2167080
>>2169539
Hah Hah! dafuq xD
I dunno wut ur smoking dude but tHaT aIn'T a good for your dog! O_o" lol

Alton Sterling

spectre
tusk

Balthrogg, destroyer of worlds.

Sachi Tina Tilly Marco red rusty

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Milo

Chair

Jackson, so you can feel like you're the employer of a mentally disabled man.

"Jackson! Stop eating that shoe!"
"Jackson, I expect you to be crate trained by Friday."

>>2169604
Awful post

>>2169609
It's not my fault that you're a humorless faggot.

Let's be real here, he's not going to name it Cumfart or Biscuit.

>>2169611
>Hurr what if he was whatever shiteating lolsorandum name my adolescent brain can conjure up, and also a person with disabilities

You're fucking stupid.

Cumfart

>>2169615
I'm not stupid, you're just no fun. Take your shit attitude to Tumblr if you want to make an argument over nothing.

>>2169620
An argument over nothing was your parents deciding not to use protection, because obviously they didn't bother to raise your right.

You're still fucking stupid.

Adding to the Jackson thing, it also comes with two decent nicknames, Jack and Jax (or Jacks).

>>2169625
Sure, buddy. I know you probably have low self-esteem or whatever, I'm glad you got to feel superior for a moment, you probably need every excuse you can get. Good luck.

Name him Cat

>>2169628
>low self esteem
I'm not the one who has to put down people with disabilities to form a joke, cumfart.

>>2169604
You're an unfunny nigger

>>2170430
Are you genuinely upset? It was a joke. A dumb joke, a classless joke, but a joke. I kind of expect anons to have a thicker skin than that. Didn't think someone would be triggered.

If you're actually hurt by it, then my bad.

>>2170478
Humor is subjective, I like middle class white boy names being shouted in a condescending manner. Honestly, Johnson would've sounded better, but it's just not a good dog name.

>>2170482
>middle class white boy names
You don't know any middle class white boys, do you?

I try and salvage humor out of everything in life, but that was pure dogshit.

>>2170489
>you don't know any middle class white boys
...yes, I do. I'm a middle class whitie.

You don't have to like the joke, dude. It was dumb, I accept that, but it's really not a big deal.

Oz

I guess OP's dog is getting an ugly ass name.

>>2167017
Abo.

Max is a cute name for a dog.

Name him grandpa so you can say funny things like "Grandpa just peed on the floor again!" and freak people out

Or name him Guess, so when people ask his name you tell them "Guess" and then they start guessing stupid names

>>2167017
>Australian
call him shitposter

I don't really understand people who name their dogs a joke name. Cats I kinda get but it's still stupid