So a fucker that looked just like this crawled under my closed.

Just wait it out

Burn house. Only way.

what is it with you people? I see spiders in my house all the damn time and I've never felt like I needed to dick around with them, can't remember the last time I was bitten, either.

How do you survive being this paranoid?

>>2155569
shake out shoes and clothes before wearing them. problem solved.

You posted this before you autist

>>2155569
Looks like a brown recluse (violin sharped marking on back). These cause a huge wound. Kill the damn thing.

>>2158146
This. They literally don't give a crap about who you are or what you do and will rarely even attempt to bite you for whatever reason. All they want is your pesky flies and I happen to find them quite useful for that.

>>2155569
It's a wolf spider. Completely harmless.

>>2158467
>>2158727
>Literally on the fucking filename
>People still can't figure out what it is

I'm sure the recluse guy will just claim he was memeing but there's really no fucking excuse.