Is there any animal more smug than a platypus? Just look at this

>>2147935
Can I snuggle with him?

>>2147957

They are venomous.

>>2147958
Those smug bastards

I just wanted cuddles

>>2147935
They are memes in animal form

>>2147957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8

>>2148026
Look at that little shit
I want one

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>>2147958
Only the males are venomous. The females shed their spurs after they first emurge from their mothers burrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OFeOZw7efw
They even get multiple documentaries by Attenborough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Y2h5zjpWU

>>2148231
d-don't be ridiculous anon. platypodes can't be waifus

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>>2148273
Waifus no snugglefus yes

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Prickelsnort

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This bad boy is pretty smug

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>>2150623
He sure is

>>2147935

They're the only mammal capable of creating poison.

>>2148026

Is it even legal to have one of those cheeky little cunts as pets?

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>>2150821
You whot m8? Certain moles and shrews are also secrete poisons.
>>2150824 Not technical, but with a special permit you can have one for science.

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>>2150623
Not as smug as fishyhumpers

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>>2151080

>>2150623
Cause he's part of the white master race.

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>>2151136
Well played sir well played. Tips bill. Belugas are pretty bad ass all things considered.
>>2151284
We don't normal see that kind of pol'ishness around here.

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>>2147935
Seals, smug as fuck.

>>2151080

From the thumbnail I thought this was a hand coming out of the water and flipping me off.

>>2151080
Feel bad for these dudes. They are like the ugly inbred cousins of the cool dolphins and they live in a stinky brown river

>>2151475
Y'all best get used to it, I'm here to discuss niggers - the lowest animal known to man (white master race)

>>2152827
Better than living with stinky brown people!

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>>2153241
They're not so bad sometimes. Platypus's are said have a slightly musky smell like foxes. Also I found your cat for you.

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>>2153241
Would rather commit incest than live with brown people.

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>>2153498

Herr Kitler we're roasting moneyniggers tonight

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>>2153499
I'm pretty sure you can have a racially homogeneous society without race mixing you just need a population over like ten thousand to guarantee it. This just made me wonder if all dolphins are inbred.