ITT: Animals that would be badass as pets, but you know you can't

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Too hard to get the humidity and shit just right, plus I have cold winters

>>2128154
If you had plenty of land and are familiar with cattle bison wouldnt be too hard, basically the same requirements, but theyre more aggressive than cattle

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>>2128154

>>2128165
Do they even keep moose in zoos?

>>2128167
They do in my city.

>>2128167
You mean meese

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>>2128154

A bald eagle with its wings clipped that I could walk around on a leash.

>>2128187
>freedom on leash

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I just don't have the space for a goldfish aquarium

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not native to my country

>>2128163
Aren't 8 of them too much?

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We already have a giant rodent infestation where I come from.

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Leprosy

>>2128295
Do they all Carey it? How do they get it? Does it effect them at all?

I love these guys but I also heard they smell very very bad.

>>2128311
I think it's only one breed that carries the disease. Nine-banded ones maybe.

Domesticated armadillo families actually lose it after a few generations so it's possible to have one as a healthy pet if you can support whatever other needs it has. If you can cover it medically it probably wouldn't be that much of a stretch to keep.

>>2128163
>tfw you don't have a cute fempenis animal to unleash hell on your neighbor