>never use pesticides >live in an old wooden house in a

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2016-03-27 06:06:21 Post No. 2089569
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 06:06:21 Post No. 2089569 [Report]

>never use pesticides
>live in an old wooden house in a heavily wooded area
>get bug bites and shit all the time, no big deal
>pull a tick off my scrotum yesterday
>wake up in the middle of the night with my balls itching extra bad
>give my dingle-doos the ol' check-a-roo
>there's the big itchy tick bite on one ball and a big red spider bite on the other
>tfw got the ol' double whammy again

Anonymous 2016-03-27 06:34:20 Post No.2089577
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>>2089569
Quite frankly, I don't know how I am supposed to react to this.

Anonymous 2016-03-27 07:49:06 Post No.2089597
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>tfw got the ol' double whammy again

Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:01:37 Post No.2089638
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>>2089569
fucking kek

Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:40:00 Post No.2089662
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>>2089569
>tfw got the ol' double whammy again

Anonymous 2016-03-27 15:48:49 Post No.2089765
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>>2089569
Honestly hadn't kek'd this hard in a long time, well done anon

Anonymous 2016-03-29 20:54:46 Post No.2091125
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>>2089577
I laughed more at this than the actual Op.

Anonymous 2016-03-31 15:12:54 Post No.2092209
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 15:12:54 Post No.2092209 [Report]

Fuckin saved

Anonymous 2016-03-31 17:28:13 Post No.2092274
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>>2089577
kekd and checked

Anonymous 2016-03-31 17:32:38 Post No.2092275
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>>2089569
This kind of thing reminds me of how uncomfortable most of our ancestors were.

Anonymous 2016-03-31 17:53:40 Post No.2092282
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 17:53:40 Post No.2092282 [Report]

I always ruin these posts by accidentally reading the end initially. What a bummer.

Anonymous 2016-03-31 18:11:11 Post No.2092292
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>>2089569

I lived most of my life until adulthood in a log cabin in the woods and managed to avoid willy welts but I did get a centipede in my hair now and then

A few times I'd lie on my bed with my laptop in the dark and I'd see pic related spider hanging out near my dick; maybe he's why my balls were tick-free

Anonymous 2016-04-01 08:33:29 Post No.2092796
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>>2092292
anon I

Anonymous 2016-04-02 23:19:07 Post No.2093551
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>>2089569
>lyme disease

Anonymous 2016-04-03 00:24:45 Post No.2093577
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Anonymous 2016-04-03 00:24:45 Post No.2093577 [Report]

>>2089569
>be 10 years old, in middle of cruise
>snorkel on island with friend
>tired, time to head back
>large swarm of tiny jellyfish in the water
>all I remember is they sting, its poisonous and poison can KILL YOU, and they hurt spongebob
>snorkle towards the island through the jellyfish, alternatively whimpering, breathing and screaming
>get stung on the boys four/five times despite trying to avoid the jellyfish

i still hate jellyfish