Coconuts have skin Coconuts have hair Coconuts produce milk Coconuts

Whoah

Coconuts give birth to live young

http://www.earthlife.net/mammals/mammal.html

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/mammal

Just sayin

>>2081099
they produce "milk" but they don't have mammary glands. coconuts are not mammals.

>>2081107
true?

>>2081099
Do you watch The Amazing World of Gumball?

>>2081099
Coconuts don't have lungs to breathe, or any organ whatsoever.

Furry synapsids 1
Coconuts 0

>>2081303
>can't suffocate
>can't have organ failure
>can't have heart attacks
>can't get indigestion

synapsids a shit, coconuts are best

>>2081304
>coconuts will always be here for you, will never leave you or look at another man

coconut confirmed best waifu

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>>2081304

>4,800,002,016
>Not being able to move on a flat surface of your own

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>>2081107
Coconuts are warm blooded.