So lately there's a little wolf spider hanging around in my house. He's been chilling on the walls for almost a month now, always showing up around 11PM.
What can I do to please the small guy?
>>2038654
Put it in a critter keeper and feed it a cricket once a week then let it go in spring.
mist it with water
like 1 spray from far away
>try to catch spiderbro with the cup/paper method
>he dashes like a mad kenyan
>the rim of the cup crushes him in half
rip
Rub your dick against it.
Spiders love that shit.