> be me, 19 years old > meet this girl at college, year

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> be me, 19 years old
> meet this girl at college, year older, 8/10, redneck cowgirl chick
> couple months after meeting we start fucking.
> becomes regular thing
> one day need to find place without people.
> decide dirt aint a big deal, so we go to the edge of her cow pasture
> shit starts happening, making out among the cows
> clothing starts coming off and a cow wanders close.
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> she's topless and I, being mr. smooth, move downwards.
> cow shits right on her arm.
> doesn't freak out but kills the mood
> mfw I got cock blocked by a cow