How do I ground my cat, Erdos? He's a good cat and all

Rubber cat boots?

humidifier

You can wipe him down with a used dryer sheet. Used only. It won't hurt him if you do that sporadically.
You can also get a humidifier.

>>2018822
Cover him in tinfoil.

>>2018822
Used dryer sheet. Humidifier for your house; lack of moisture builds up static.

Just give him a spritz with a water spray bottle every now and then.

Try to do it a randomly as possible, like when he's sleeping, so it becomes just a normal part of life.

Also follow him around holding the bottle, and stand over him with it while he's eating to help him get used to it.

>>2018822
Stop feeding him gluten.

>>2018822
send him to his room with no TV or video games.

>>2019106

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>>2019106
>>2018822