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ITT: We discuss/argue about which animals would beat others in a fight.
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Obligatory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_versus_lion
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Cassowary vs lion
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>>2014013

People might dismiss this one for being an obvious lion victory, but cassowaries are not things to be messed with. If it got a good start, that lion's dead.
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>>2014013
How would they meet in the first place?
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>whoever gets the jump on em
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>>2014023

Someone's great at parties.
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>>2014005
>>>/vp/
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Saltwater crocodile vs Great white shark
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>>2014020
Neither are solid in a dust up really, both hope to get in quick and puncture something important before they get kacked themselves. If they're both REALLY determined to kill each other I'd side with the lion since they're more solidly built but on a chance encounter I'd call the Cassowary the victor since even big cats have a cautious nature and a big weird looking bird barreling at you talons scything is bound to seem like it's not worth the effort.
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>>2014013
This isn't even an argument, the lion would win, at least discounting semi freak occurances.
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>>2014013
God, I don't know how else to say this without sounding like a monster, but the money I'd pay to see that shit go down.
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Grizzly bear vs 3 wild pigs
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>>2014071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd6D2rkfaiM
there you go, just picture the bird being a lot smaller.
People grotesquely overrate cassowaries. They can definitely fuck you up, but aren't nearly as bad as people on the internet think. Ostriches have a bigger track record of killing people.
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>>2014005
Lion vs Grizzly Bear. Both Male.
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>>2014007
i always thought it was cool lions were longer than tigers but tigers weighed a hundred pounds more due to extra muscle
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>>2014005
Dog vs dog sized rat

My collie and my rats love to play together so I thought of this
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>>2014367
What breed of dog? Either way, a dog sized rat would be horrifying, and would destroy anything it could bite.
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>>2014048
lel
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>>2014359
>male lion

kek, get that beta cat out of here
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>>2014409
Shut the fuck up you fuckin retard kek and stop shitposting mother fucker.
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>>2014372
A regular dog like a collie or a lab. The rat is the same weight.
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>>2014359
Bear would fuck it up badly.
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>>2014094

A friend of a friend has actually lost cows to wild boar. Apparently, if they're in the mood, they'll corner and consume livestock like wolves.
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>>2014359

Ya, no question.
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>>2014031

> walrus gets jump on African elephant
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we all know where this thread is going.
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>>2014050

I believe having to surface in order to breath would be a significant disadvantage.
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>>2014005
Sperm Whale vs Blue Whale
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>Leopard vs Hyena 1v1
>Siberian Tiger vs Grizzly Bear
>Cougar vs Wolf
>Bald Eagle vs Harpy
>Rhino vs Hippo
>Smilodon Populator vs Panthera Leo Atrox
>Neanderthal vs Cromagnon
I could do this all day...
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>Wolf vs Hyena
>Jaguar vs Bengal Tiger
>Grizzly Bear vs Siberian Tiger
>Crocodile vs Alligator
>Polar Bear vs Grizzly Bear
>Rhino vs Hippo
>Coyote vs Cheetah
>Leopard vs Wolf
>Lion vs Tiger
>Silverback Gorilla vs Bengal Tiger
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>>2015230
>Hyena
>Grizzly
>Cougar
>Bald Eagle
>Rhino
>Smilodon
>idk
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Red Kangaroo vs Cassowary
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>>2014005
Homo sapiens vs. Homo neanderthalenis.
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>>2014359
Bear. Now a tiger vs Grizzly Bear would be more difficult, as tigers sometimes kill and eat bears as big as Kodiaks in Russia.
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>>2015388
Both had the same cognitive abilities, but the neanderthals were robust as heck and also had great eyesight. If they hadn't been a minority, neanderthal paleogeneticists would say that we were supposedly part sapiens sapiens by now.
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>>2015419
>We

Maybe Europeans and Middle Easterners, I think Asians, Africans, and Africans would have been safe for a bit longer.
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>>2015582
>Africa
>Safe
Wut?
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>>2015140
Sperm whale nigga

It fucks up giant squids and ain't fraid of nothing

Blue whale is a bitch nigga
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>>2014359
yfw da bear wins that bearlion bowl

Grizzlies are pretty much tanks but furry and angry.
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A human could beat most animals so long as they were land animals and not aquatic ones.
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>>2015927
With or without weapons?
A human with modern weapons can beat pretty much everything, including other humans with same tech.Basically it would be ridiculously OP.
A human with Prehistoric weapons can do fairly well against some medium/large animals.Against others such as elephant not so much unless in groups.
An unarmed human would get rekt by a seal. On land.
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>>2015927
Not unarmed. A human would get completely fucked by pretty much any large animal otherwise.
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>>2015140
Consider the following:
>They can go hundreds of meters deep in the ocean
>They have to actually fight against one of their main sources of food.
>Have in mind that giant and colossal squids usually have hooks or teeth on their suckers
>Bull Sperm Whales probably used to measure around 26 meters just centuries ago, before whaling
>One of the risks of Sperm whaling was that (when pissed of) is one of the few species of whales that defend themselves using their flukes to crash boats or ramming their heads against ships.
>There is a bull that survived nearly 40 years since it was first spotted after several attacks from the whalers and wrecking shit when annoyed.Said animal was one of the inspirations for Moby Dick

TL;DR: You would need to get a bunch of harpooners some Prehistoric shit to beat a Sperm whale 1v1 , since not even orcas dare to attack them (attacks to large cetaceans are rare, attacks to sperm whales are even more rare).
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>>2015927

Literally all of our cousins fucking destroy us.

Humans only win because of weapons.
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>>2016033
>>2016037
>>2016058
It's not fair, why are they so fucking strong and humans so ridiculously weak?
;___;
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> Spotted Hyena vs Wolverine
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>>2016096
Its not that bad. Any primate would get fucked by pretty much every large animal too.

>>2016247
The wolverine would be absolutely fucked. That's not even a fight, that's just feeding it to a hyena.
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>>2016249

> The wolverine would be absolutely fucked

Dude, this thing kills grizzly bears.
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>>2016096
Higher cognitive thinking was deemed for valuable than physical strength.

>ate enough cooked meat to realize weapons were OP and started using them since.

Huge muscles don't help much when you fall into a pit trap
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>>2016501

> politely stops fighting while opponent builds pit trap
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>>2015233

>Gorilla vs Black Bear
>Gorilla vs Grizzly Bear
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Arapaima with nest vs gorilla
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pitbull vs wolf
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Nigger vs gorrila
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>>2016247
hyenas are the same size as alsatians and regularly bring down prey multiple times their size

wolverines are tough yes, but not in the same league
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>>2016654
Arapaima because gorillas can't swim
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>>2017214
Racist.
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>>2017151
Lions would win because there's way more of them.

:^)
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>>2015668
By safe, I mean from Neanderthals over-populating and fucking them to death.
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>>2016058
>Literally all
>All

You think this 3 foot bitch could kick our asses?
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>>2014050
or... Having to resurface in order to breath could be a significant disadvantage
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Polar bear vs... Well, basically anything without a gun.
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>>2017441
Anything? Alright: African Elephant gores it, King Cobra bites it and fucks off into the underbrush, a river, or up a tree, Hippo fucks its shit right up, Short Faced Bear mauls it into submission, Tyrannosaur snaps it up like a piece of moderately resistant jerky, Utah Raptors gangbang it, Sarcosuchus rips it to shreds. Polar bears are pretty tough, sure, but they're still only a single entry on the list of terrifying and deadly creatures that have roamed this planet.
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>>2016264
It doesnt, it sometimes attacks it and dies
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>>2016657
Just watch the NBA
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>>2017633
No more trex exist anon
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>>2016264
No. No it doesnt.
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>>2017441
A bunch of large herbivores could fuck a polar bear right up. So could an adult walrus.
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>>2014050
GWS every time
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>>2014367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRKbxTmz9gU
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>>2019393
prove it m8
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>>2017151
Whats the lion even supossed to do?
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>>2019972
attack at night
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>>2020114
Kek
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>>2014005
Animal Face Off was such bullshit

>mfw a bumbaclot lion won against a tiger
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>>2017633
What if it's the giant extinct subspecies of Polar bear against a short faced bear?
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>>2019441
Is the Tramp supposed to be some terrier mix? My Jack Russel looks like a lighter version of him with a longer tail.
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>>2014367
>>2014372
My last dog, a Jack Russell mix, ripped the head off a rat that was bigger than him, so I'm inclined to say the dog
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>>2020160
>bigger than him
Nice bullshit you have there.
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