on a scale of 1-10 how evil would it be for me to use the recent

it's probably what your dog would have wanted

>>18722936
>>18722962

Your Dog would've done it

Its not evil at all (except for the sex outside of marriage part). But does that even work? Do women have sex with sadsacks because they feel bad for them? I know I don't.

>>18722970

potentially.

>i bought a cheap wedding ring from a pawn shop (think i spent $30)
>go to bars with it on
>have a picture of a girl in my wallet; make it look like an older picture
>look sad and mopey
>some girl always walks up to me, especially when she sees the ring (women love fucking men with wedding rings)
>tell her im a recent widow, etc
>99/100 times I'm getting pity sex that night

>>18722981

you can also flip this, i might add, by saying the wife cheated on you so you're wanting to cheat on her to get back at her, etc. women love doing shady shit like that

>>18722962
>>18722965
>>18722969
well i'm not one to argue with the majority i'll give it a shot

>>18722981
>>18722970
>>18722983
It's not with some random roastie it's with my girlfriend we're both virgins.

>>18723020
>It's not with some random roastie it's with my girlfriend we're both virgins.

So you are not just throwing away your precious gift of virginity but also hers? You know better than that. There will be plenty of time for sex when you are married.

>>18723049
lol why are you on adv nobody on here is going to convert

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If it makes you feel any better. I can talk to animals in the afterlife. He says don't be a pussy and man up dog.

>>18723066
nah my gf is really shy and nervous about shit I'm counting myself lucky if she considers it