I'm out of toilet paper. How do I make sure I don't

>>18717233
Just shit in the shower, push the stool down the plughole with your toes, and wash your asshole and feet after.

Jesus what are you retarded?

Go to the closest store to your house and shit in their restrooms you autist. Better yet, just ask your neighbor for a roll.

>>18717356
But it's the middle of the night, nowhere near my place is open.

>>18717361
There's no gas station around? Those have to be open 24/7.

shit in toilet and flush? clean ass in shower...

Sometimes when Im drunk I just clean my shithole out with my fingers.
Its perfectly fiine

bottle of water and pour it on you asshole with 1 hand while you clean with other hand and just wash your hands well after.

>>18717233
wash your ass in the sink you retard.
if you use dry toilet paper only you already are a complete degenerate

>>18717233

Go to sleep. Chances are you won't shit the bed.