My sister caught me jerking off half an hour ago. She's

>>18716425
More context OP. Were you jerking off to pictures of her or something?

If you were just jerking off to porn, she'll get over it without you even talking about it.

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You have to fuck her, mate. It's the natural course of action.

>>18716429
No, I was fapping to pictures of one of her friends.

She's gonna tell her, isn't she? What the FUCK do I do?

>>18716436
Fuck her, man.

>>18716436
You need to have sex with her.

>>18716425
The only way out of this is having sex with her.

>>18716425
What kind of relationship you have with your sis? If she doesnt outright hate you, literally nothing will happen.

She will pretend nothing happened and you will do the same. Presume the best case scenario and ignore this experience.

Stay cool, everybody know horny teens fap all the time and dont give a shit about it. Next time use lock!

>>18716472
Refer to >>18716436

>>18716478
Maybe she could hook you up with her friend

>>18716436
There's a chance that she'll tell her friend because she thinks it's funny. If she does, you're just going to have to own up to it and be confident. There's two outcomes for you here OP:

1) Your sister's friend will now avoid the hell out of you and think you're a creep.

2)Your sister's friend will be flattered if she finds you attractive before all of this happened.

3)Your sister won't tell anybody and it'll be like nothing ever happened.

>>18716449
>>18716445
>>18716440
Why are you autists so obsessed with incest? Do YOU want to fuck your sister?

>>18716507
I'm not sure if she got a good glance at the computer screen before darting out of the room, so maybe there's a chance she didn't see... Hopefully.

>>18716528
>Do YOU want to fuck your sister?
Hell naw. We just want to see you fuck yours.

If you're lucky, she finds it just as awkward as you do and is long glad to act like nothing ever happened. It actually looks like that given that she avoids you already. Eventually you'll have to see her, it'll be weird acting like nothing happened for at most a few days, then it'll be normal and you will cringe sometimes remembering this while trying to fall asleep. Aka the human condition.

She might tell her friend but I doubt it (because to most people it would also be awkward to tell a friend that, hey, my brother strokes his dick to your pics and I know because I walked in on him) and even if she does.. what could realistically come of it?

>>18716436
Ask her to jerk you off instead.

>>18716436

Is your sister named Kirino? If yes, the solution is to fuck her.

Otherwise, ask her to set you up with her friend and see how she reacts. If she looks disappointed, you might have to unironically fuck her. Also, lock your fucking door next time, faggot.

What was her reaction?

Next time you see her just say "sorry about you having to see that" and change the subject. Done.

>>18716425
>please DON'T tell me to fuck her
You know what you must do to restore your power

>>18716436
For you information that pretty much happens to everyone. That
U get caught masturbating I mean. Just play it
cool and pretend everything is alright. I mean how did it even happen? Didn't she
knock on your door before entering?

Her just entering your room like that is the real problem. Also how would she even know you had
erotic thoughts of her friend. Did you hold up a picture of her or something? Did she even clearly see it?
Read all of the first letters.

Things are gonna be awkward, no way around that. But with time it will pass. If you wanna be a man just confront her and tell her that boys sometimes do masturbate and you're sorry for making her uncomfortable. After that it's off your hands, she'll have to deal with it.

Just talk to her as if nothing happened, she'll catch on and you'll just mutually mentally agree to not talk about it.

>>18718013
>off your hands

>>18716425
Fuck her

>>18716425
I've been caught masturbating at least 3 times in my life and I owned up to it straight away. I never gave any fucks and it's worked out alright for me so far. I've also become a stealth fapper and can do it anywhere if needed.

Train harder and you too can become a master.

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kek

>>18716425
you probably should fuck her, though

How big are her tits? If she wears revealing clothing and often bends over when she talks to you, she probably wants to fuck.

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>>18716425
>DON'T tell me to fuck her
Everyone else-
>fuck her
are you a noob? Either make light of the situation, pretend it never happened, bribe her or blackmail her. Depending on moral standing, pick one.

>>18716436
She won't tell her friends. It will make her friends think you are weird, and by extension her. You should probably fuck her though.

Yeah OP, you should probably fuck her. How old are both of you, if I could ask?